The Best 8 American Revolution Jokes

Following is our collection of funny American Revolution jokes. There are some american revolution jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these american revolution puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest American Revolution Jokes and Puns

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

On the subject of American independence, did you know that the Revolution was initially viewed as a breach of contract?

They heard that the Americans violated the teas and seas.

Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution?

He was sofa king comfortable.

Why were the first soliders ready to enter a battle in the American Revolution so bad in bed?

They were all minutemen.

What did they cal the museums they put Loyalists in after the American Revolution?

Observe-a-Torys.


After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes.

He declares that these are the times to try men's soles.

What type of colonists were the funniest in the American Revolution?

Punsylvanians!

American, English and Russian governments...

American, English and Russian governments passed laws about mandatory raping of every citizen on Saturdays.
Americans made a revolution, Brits reelected their parliament and Russians began queing on Fridays evening not to waste the whole weekend.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the american revolution jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working american revolution piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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