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American Pie Jokes

5 american pie jokes and hilarious american pie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about american pie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Comedy American Pie Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good american pie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What is the most Un-American kind of pie?

Ajit.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

I didn't believe that my gay roommate would try to have s**... with a cake like in American Pie, but at the end of the day...

The p**... was in the pudding

Don McClean

Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit.

There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window.
The Russian says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a bomb out the window.
Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death."
"I didn't do that" says the Mexican.
The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!"
"I didn't do that" says the American.
Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off.
The Russian says "what's so funny?"
The kid says " daddy f**... and the house went BOOM BOOM!"


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