American Beer Day Jokes
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American Beer Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good american beer day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
At the international beer brewers conference, an American, German and Mexican meet at the bar after a tiring day of meetings.
The American loudly orders, making sure others around him can hear, "I will have the most favorite beer of my nation, thirst quenching, easy-drinking, transparent like the tear of an infant - BUD LIGHT!! The Mexican then yells, "And I will have the pride of all Mexico, oldest drink of civilized men, flavorful, shiny as amber, amazing CORONA!! Then, the German orders, "I will have a glass of coca-cola." He takes the drink and sips the cold fizzing beverage. Everyone is in shock. The American asks him, "Why didn't you order a Heineken?"
"Solidarity," answers the German. "You guys aren't drinking beer, so I'm not either."
An Irishman goes to an American bar..
He sits down and orders three beers. The bartender thought that was odd but serves him the beers which he promptly slams down and leaves.
He returns the next week and orders three beers again. Some of the barflies started to notice this behavior. This continued on for a few weeks until the bartender finally asked, "Hey, what's the deal with the three beers at once."
The Irishman replies, "Well y'see lads, back in Dublin, me n me two bruthers used to go out and slam a beer in t'pub once a week. I order three beers for all of us, to feel a bit closer to them."
He becomes a bar legend, everyone knows the Irishman and his honorary two brothers. Then one day he comes in like normal and sits down and says, "Bartender, give me two beers."
The patrons and bartender were shocked until someone asked, "My word, did something awful happen to one of your brothers?!"
And the Irishman responds, "Nah, nuthin like that, I just quit drinkin'!"
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