American Airlines Jokes
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American Airlines
I'm like the American Airlines of dating, we understand you had other options of relationships and we're sorry you chose us.
American airlines, Delta Air Lines, and United Airlines all had a race...
United Airlines beat them all, united airlines beats EVERYBODY.
Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?
Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.
I once asked a Air hostesses of American Airlines for some water, she told be to get it by myself
This is a true incident that took place at a birthday party.
Today I could not even touch the food of Delta airlines while traveling back to home
Because I was traveling in American airlines
I think the girl at the American Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, Window or aisle.
I laughed right in her face and replied, Window or you'll what?
Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out
American airlines made a new deal today.
They will now fly you straight into your office.
What time is it?
In some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.
One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."
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Ugly Baby
There's a woman flying on a plane with her baby. And one of the other passengers starts making fun of this woman's baby, going on and on about how ugly he is. Eventually, one of the flight attendants hears this.
"Shame on you, saying such n**... things as that" she says to the rude passenger, before turning to the woman. "Ma'm, on behalf of American Airlines I'd like to apologize for that unpleasantness. We will give you a complementary meal for your troubles, and I'll see if I can get a banana for your monkey."
[I know it's an old joke but I only found one version (a different one with a racist joke) on this sub]
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