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20 america knock knock jokes and hilarious america knock knock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about america knock knock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest America Knock Knock Short Jokes

Short america knock knock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The america knock knock humour may include short american knock knock jokes also.

  1. Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!
    Happy independence day my fellow Americans!

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America Knock Knock One Liners

Which america knock knock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with america knock knock? I can suggest the ones about work knock knock and fall knock knock.

  1. Why doesn't America knock? Because Freedom Rings. Happy Independence Day!
  2. Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? 'cause Freedom rings
  3. How come there aren't any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.
  4. Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings
  5. Why doesn't America knock? Because freedom rings!
    Happy 4th of July!
  6. Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
    A: Because freedom rings!
  7. Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
    A: Because freedom rings!

Great America Knock Knock Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about america knock knock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kid knock knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make america knock knock pranks.

Three Bills at a bar

Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia were sitting at a bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and proudly shows his two p**.... He then says:
"My name is Bill. Cherno Bill."

Jokes told by my tour guide while rafting.

* Why doesn't anyone tell knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
* What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
* What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
* What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
A steak.

A man goes for an interview

The first question he faces - "What are your strengths and weaknesses?"
Man - I have a good sense of humor, but my general knowledge is weak.
Interviewer - Okay tell me joke
Man - Knock Knock
Interviewer - Who's there?
Man - The first president of The United States of America
Interviewer - The first president of The United States of America who?
Man - That I don't know

Three Bills at a bar

Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia where sitting at the bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and shows that he has two p**.... He then says:
"My name is Bill. Chernobyl."

USSR jokes about America

My dad told me this one was a classic when he lived in the former Soviet Union:
So as you know, Russia and America would send spies against each other frequently. All American spies were mandated to learn Russian and all Russians English.
Well so, the American spy gets dropped off in the middle of Siberia. Freezing, he goes to the nearest house and knocks.
When the owner gets to the door, the spy says, "May I please have some shelter and food?"
The owner of the house replies, "..........YOU MUST BE SPY!"
The spy immediately is baffled and attempts to cover up, "What are you talking about?!"
"No black man speaks Russian!"