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We'll take the aliens, you get the predators
When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
Because Ubisoft is in Franceο»Ώ.
One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning.
Because it's always too soon.
^(i feel bad)
By keeping the first one going
It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
Because they shoot the ones that go to school
We'll return him back to you.
Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
But in China, dogs are e-10
If you want it to go forward you put it in (D) and if you want it to go backwards you put it in (R)
It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help the man find anything.
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Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?
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The clerk said, Kiss my ass⦠get out⦠and stay out!
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The man said, Yes, that's the one.Β Do you have it in paperback?
It's as if the whole country were built on haunted Indian burial grounds...
They can't defend the towers
Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.
Because they use 9mms at school.
I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
To stop hispanic attacks.
Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world
That is the joke. There's no punchline here.
They've left those kids a loan.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
The 45th President of the United States of America.
It's ridiculous and unfair.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country.
Neither because they live in America.
In America tv watches you.
The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"
The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"
The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the helicopter.
"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the Brit.
The American turns around. "He killed my wife."
Nobody knows what may happen.
Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.
No, you the bomb.
A compliment in America.
An argument in the Middle East.
If left for a while, cheese develops culture.
People will eventually get over it.
Starbucks and McDonald's have a combined total of 0 museums.
If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.
Thanks,
America.
I said, "America."
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
you woulda thought the whole thing was built on some Indian burial ground.
A USB.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
in Capitalist America, banks rob you!
Tell them it's nearly finished.
When Barack Obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass . That shows how racist America still is.
Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone
Thanks Frankie Boyle
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In *da* pendent
And sharks get a whole week.
It's probably because they are great whites.
"Give us back our land!"
What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
That people even want their teeth to be straight and white.
because they can't protect their towers
Free to Play, but Pay to Win.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.
They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.
The next day he woke up in the hospital and asked, "Did you bring me here to die?"
The orderly said, "No, mate, we brought you here yesterday."ο»Ώ
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.
American: We have more freedom. I can go over to the president and say "Mr. Reagan, I don't like the way you are running this country".
Russian: What's the big deal in that? I too can go to my president and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Reagan is running his country".
Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see, in a years time, which family has become more Americanized.
A Year later they meet again. The first man says,"My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds and im on my way to pick up a case of Bud Light.
How about you?"
The second man replies, "Go back to your sand country, towel head"
and 1954 in america
During sex, she is moaning and basically screaming C'est le mauvais trou . He is emboldened and confident, seeing how much he's pleasing her. Over and over again, C'est le mauvais trou!
The next day, he's playing golf with a client who hits an amazing hole in one. Eager to use his new compliment, the man says C'est le mauvais trou!
The client replies What the hell do you mean that's the wrong hole?!
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.