Amendment Jokes
42 amendment jokes and hilarious amendment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amendment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a lighthearted way to discuss Amendments? Check out this article for a list of clever jokes involving the 2nd Amendment, 1st Amendment, 5th Amendment, 9th Amendment, 8th Amendment, 19th Amendment, and 10th Amendment. Learn the passage of Liberty's Caucus with a smile!
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Funniest Amendment Short Jokes
Short amendment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amendment humour may include short referendum jokes also.
- If U.S. taxpayers had to pay maternity leave.... The right to abortion would be the first amendment.
- So Betsy DeVos resigned... I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
- If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.
- Second Amendment The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work.
The right to bare arms. - If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have? Pew pews.
- Albert Einstein once said: "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. He was probably talking about the 18th Amendment.
- How would the second amendment look if it was written in Canada? "The right of the people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed"
- why do automotive line workers like the 1st Amendment. It gives them the right to assemble.
- A couple of policeman tried to arrest me for wearing a pair of humongous bear gloves. I told them to check the Second Amendment.
- As a second amendment guy I just don't think Jesus would have a problem with guns. Except nail guns of course
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Amendment One Liners
Which amendment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amendment? I can suggest the ones about addition and reform.
- Many Saudi women are fans of the Second Amendment. They would like a right to bare arms.
- I wear tank tops because of the Second Amendment. I sure do love my right to bare arms.
- I said a prayer the other day but forgot to say the last bit. It's ok though, amended it
- What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
- I ripped the sleeves off my second amendment t-shirt Exercise my right to bare arms.
- Why do we need the second amendment? I mean, we have rocks so, "same thing" right!?
- What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)
- Congress quire What does the congressional choir sing at the end of a hymn?
Amen-d. - What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment? Triggered
- By 98 to 1, U.S. Senate passes amendment saying climate change is real, not a hoax.
2nd Amendment Jokes
Here is a list of funny 2nd amendment jokes and even better 2nd amendment puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So proud of the children reading, understanding and expressing their 1st amendment rights the other day. But man are they going to be embarrassed when they read the 2nd.
- Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says, The right to bear arms.
- Why do people in tank tops support the 2nd Amendment? They believe in the right to bare arms.
Constitutional Amendment Jokes
Here is a list of funny constitutional amendment jokes and even better constitutional amendment puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?
First Amendment Jokes
Here is a list of funny first amendment jokes and even better first amendment puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the founding father's make freedom of speech the first amendment? they were trying to make a statement.
- What did the First Amendment say to the Second Amendment? Please upgrade your ISP plan to view content.
1st Amendment Jokes
Here is a list of funny 1st amendment jokes and even better 1st amendment puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Fun fact: the 1st Amendment was designed to protect people saying the sky was blue (It wasn't)
Quirky and Hilarious Amendment Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about amendment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bill of rights jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amendment pranks.
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The 13th Amendment makes it i**... to buy people.
Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.
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Two r**... are admiring their firearms.
One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
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I almost didn't post this joke, but I decided you deserve it.
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, You aren't that good in bed either!
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?
I was in bed.
What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?
Getting a second opinion
A doctor and his wife were having a huge argument at breakfast...
"Yeah?, well you aren't so good in bed either!" The doctor shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and call home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?" He said
"I was in bed." came the reply.
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, You aren't so good in bed either! then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.
What took you so long to answer? he asked. I was in bed, she replied. What were you doing in bed this late? Getting a second opinion.
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Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments...
12 and Under
I accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat the other day.
So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."
She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"
A Second Opinion
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. You aren't so good in bed either! he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. What took you so long to answer?
I was in bed. What were you doing in bed this late? Getting a second opinion.
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I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it's totally violates the second amendment.
Don't they have a right to bare arms?
My girlfriend recently asked me if I wanted to get more serious.
I said, "What do you think we can do to keep the second amendment while making sure terrorism and crime are not enacted?"
