The Best 29 Amendment Jokes

Following is our collection of Amendment jokes which are very funny. There are some amendment libel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amendment repeal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to buy people.

Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.

Two rednecks are admiring their firearms.

One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.

That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.

Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...

So Betsy DeVos resigned...

I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.

Many Saudi women are fans of the Second Amendment.

They would like a right to bare arms.

If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist...

I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.


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A young blonde discovers her boyfriend is cheating...

She buys a handgun.

The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."

If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have?

Pew pews.

I wear tank tops because of the Second Amendment.

I sure do love my right to bare arms.

How would the second amendment look if it was written in Canada?

"The right of the people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed"

why do automotive line workers like the 1st Amendment.

It gives them the right to assemble.

The 13th amendment makes it illegal to buy people as they aren't property

Apparently, government officials don't apply

Top Amendment Puns and Funny Jokes

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A couple of policeman tried to arrest me for wearing a pair of humongous bear gloves.

I told them to check the Second Amendment.

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach

I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it's totally violates the second amendment.

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

As a second amendment guy I just don't think Jesus would have a problem with guns.

Except nail guns of course

My girlfriend recently asked me if I wanted to get more serious.

I said, "What do you think we can do to keep the second amendment while making sure terrorism and crime are not enacted?"

So proud of the children reading, understanding and expressing their 1st amendment rights the other day.

But man are they going to be embarrassed when they read the 2nd.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

I'll often shave my arms from my wrists all the way up to my shoulders...

Just to exercise my second amendment right.


Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says,

The right to bear arms.

Why do people in tank tops support the 2nd Amendment?

They believe in the right to bare arms.

I told a guy he should rip the sleeves off his second amendment sweatshirt...

Exercise his right to bare arms.

I ripped the sleeves off my second amendment t-shirt

Exercise my right to bare arms.

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-Officer this is infringing on the second amendment! The right to lead an organized militia!
-sir this is an A10 warthog and an M1A1 Abrams
-there medicinal

Why do we need the second amendment?

I mean, we have rocks so, "same thing" right!?

Why did the founding father's make freedom of speech the first amendment?

they were trying to make a statement.

Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?

What did the First Amendment say to the Second Amendment?

Please upgrade your ISP plan to view content.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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