Amendment Jokes

Following is our collection of caucus humor and libel one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amendment puns for adults, dirty amend jokes or clean repeal gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Amendment

The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to buy people.

Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.

The Best Actually Racist Joke I know

*I hate myself for repeating this. But I heard this when I was living in Texas.*

Two rednecks are admiring their firearms. One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.

That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.

Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...

Many Saudi women are fans of the Second Amendment.

They would like a right to bare arms.

If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist...

I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.

2nd amendment

A young blonde discovers her boyfriend is cheating...

She buys a handgun.

The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."


I wear tank tops because of the Second Amendment.

I sure do love my right to bare arms.

If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have?

Pew pews.

How would the second amendment look if it was written in Canada?

"The right of the people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed"

why do automotive line workers like the 1st Amendment.

It gives them the right to assemble.

The 13th amendment makes it illegal to buy people as they aren't property

Apparently, government officials don't apply

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach


A couple of policeman tried to arrest me for wearing a pair of humongous bear gloves.

I told them to check the Second Amendment.

As a second amendment guy I just don't think Jesus would have a problem with guns.

Except nail guns of course

I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it's totally violates the second amendment.

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

My girlfriend recently asked me if I wanted to get more serious.

I said, "What do you think we can do to keep the second amendment while making sure terrorism and crime are not enacted?"

So proud of the children reading, understanding and expressing their 1st amendment rights the other day.

But man are they going to be embarrassed when they read the 2nd.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says,

The right to bear arms.

I'll often shave my arms from my wrists all the way up to my shoulders...

Just to exercise my second amendment right.


Why do people in tank tops support the 2nd Amendment?

They believe in the right to bare arms.

Why did the founding father's make freedom of speech the first amendment?

they were trying to make a statement.

I told a guy he should rip the sleeves off his second amendment sweatshirt...

Exercise his right to bare arms.

I ripped the sleeves off my second amendment t-shirt

Exercise my right to bare arms.

The second amendment

-Officer this is infringing on the second amendment! The right to lead an organized militia!
-sir this is an A10 warthog and an M1A1 Abrams
-there medicinal

Why do we need the second amendment?

I mean, we have rocks so, "same thing" right!?

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