The Best 7 Amend Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amend jokes. There are some amend humpty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amend school puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Amend Jokes and Puns

Second Amendment

The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work.

The right to bare arms.

How would the second amendment look if it was written in Canada?

"The right of the people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed"

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach

As a second amendment guy I just don't think Jesus would have a problem with guns.

Except nail guns of course

The second amendment

-Officer this is infringing on the second amendment! The right to lead an organized militia!
-sir this is an A10 warthog and an M1A1 Abrams
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Why do we need the second amendment?

I mean, we have rocks so, "same thing" right!?

What did the First Amendment say to the Second Amendment?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the amend modify jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working amend legislation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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