Amen Jokes

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Funniest Amen Short Jokes

Short amen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amen humour may include short anon jokes also.

  1. If we're saying Amen and Awomen now... Are we going to start having to sing hymns and herns?
  2. What's the difference between a rabbi, a priest, and a gay man The rabbi says Amain
    The priest says Amen
    And the gay man says ahh, men
  3. What do you call a friendly immobile sea creature that offers you food and lodging? An amenable anemone with amenities.
  4. What's the difference between a good nun and a bad nun? A good nun says amen and a bad nun says ah, men
  5. Why do we say Amen at the end of a prayer and not Awomen? Because we sings Hymns and not Hers.
  6. What's the difference between a Rabbi and a homosexual man? One says 'amen' and the other says 'ah, men'
  7. A soldier on sentry duty fell asleep while standing up, And woke to find his commanding officer standing in front of him, looking furious. With great presence of mind, the soldier said, "amen"
  8. Difference between gay and priest. Whats the difference between a gay guy and a priest?.
    The way they say amen(Ah men).
    Am not sure if i herd this before i am sure i made it up myself.
  9. Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
    credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name
  10. A gay priest walks into a bar full of men, Amen.

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Amen One Liners

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  1. Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers.
  2. What do you think about saying 'Awomen' in addition to 'Amen'? No comwoment.
  3. Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men
  4. What do you say when Japanese jesus preaches? R'amen.
  5. Why dont't feminists go to church? They can't stand saying "amen"
  6. What is God's least favorite spice? Sin, Amen!
  7. How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb? Amen.
  8. Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
  9. Instead of studying i tried to pray. I really hope God will give me an Amen.
  10. How does a priest apologize after behaving poorly? He makes Amens.
  11. Why did the feminist get kicked out of church? She refused to say amen
  12. How do gay guys end their prayers? With Amen.
  13. The police took down the restroom in my local park. It was public amenity number one.
  14. What did the homosexual priest say when he walked into a bar full of men? Amen.
  15. What do broke pastors eat in college? Amen noodles

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What funny jokes about amen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean names jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amen pranks.

A lot of people are roasting Cleaver on saying "Awoman"...

I mean, I know that "Amen" comes from Hebrew and means "so be it", and therefore "Awoman" would make no sense in Hebrew.
In Shebrew, however, it makes complete sense!!!

I got my kid baptized yesterday

Priest:  Do you believe in the Holy Spirit and the holy Catholic church?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the communion of saints and the forgiveness of sins?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the resurrection of the body and life everlasting?
Me: I do
Priest: Do you hereby indemnify and hold harmless the Catholic church for any s**... misconduct to you and your family for ever and ever amen?
Me: I do--- wait! Hold on!
Priest: Too late! You said it!

A Catholic priest is surprised by a bear in the forrest

The bear charges him and the priest quickly says a prayer,"Lord, please let this be a nice, Christian bear!"
The bear scoops him up in his arms and quietly speaks, "Lord bless this meal that I am about to receive, amen"

Family Prayer

Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table. Lil Johnny's dad tells him to say the dinner prayer.
Little Johnny says, "Dear God, Thank you for the food we are about to eat, and please, oh please God, send clothes for all those poor ladies on Dad's computer. Amen!"

Once there was a guy named Bill who wanted a horse.

On Craigslist, Bill saw a Christian horse so he went to check it out.
When Bill got to the ranch, the horse's owner said "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'praise the Lord' to make him go, and 'amen' to make him stop." Bill got on the horse and said "praise the Lord." the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord" and the horse is running. Now Bill sees the cliff and says: "AMEN."
The horse stops and Bill says: "Whew! Praise the lord!"

A preacher trained his horse to go when he said "Thank God" and to stop when he said "Amen"

The preacher mounted the horse and said "Thank God" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch , he said " "Amen." He took off again saying "Thank God"
The horse started going toward the edge of a cliff. The preacher got exited and said "whoa! whoa!" Then he remembered and said "Amen" and the horse stopped at the edge of the cliff. The preacher was so relieved and grateful that he looked up to heaven and said "Thank God!"

Second Amendment

The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work.
The right to bare arms.

How would the second amendment look if it was written in Canada?

"The right of the people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed"

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach

As a second amendment guy I just don't think Jesus would have a problem with guns.

Except nail guns of course

a simple one

**what do you call a team of**
**religious mutants?**


The second amendment

-Officer this is infringing on the second amendment! The right to lead an organized militia!
-sir this is an A10 warthog and an M1A1 Abrams
-there medicinal

Why do we need the second amendment?

I mean, we have rocks so, "same thing" right!?

Why are Catholics the best snipers?

Because they're always Amen for the head

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