The Best 34 Amen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amen jokes. There are some amen hymn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amen namaste puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Amen Jokes and Puns

a simple one

**what do you call a team of**
**religious mutants?**


**A-men**

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?"

*Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Amen joke, Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

I prayed to god, and it finally worked!

"Dear god, please ignore this prayer, in your name, amen."

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.


Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Amen joke, Why do feminist hate the bible?

Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist...

...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach

What is God's least favorite spice?

Sin, Amen!

Twenty One Preachers

Fueled by Amen.

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As a second amendment guy I just don't think Jesus would have a problem with guns.

Except nail guns of course

That one guy in church

Pastor: *ahem*

Guy: AMEN!

Why did the feminist get kicked out of church?

She refused to say amen

What did the First Amendment say to the Second Amendment?

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A soldier on sentry duty fell asleep while standing up,

And woke to find his commanding officer standing in front of him, looking furious. With great presence of mind, the soldier said, "amen"

Amen joke, A soldier on sentry duty fell asleep while standing up,

How do gay guys end their prayers?

With Amen.

How would the second amendment look if it was written in Canada?

"The right of the people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed"

A Catholic priest is surprised by a bear in the forrest

The bear charges him and the priest quickly says a prayer,"Lord, please let this be a nice, Christian bear!"

The bear scoops him up in his arms and quietly speaks, "Lord bless this meal that I am about to receive, amen"


Instead of studying i tried to pray.

I really hope God will give me an Amen.

I got my kid baptized yesterday

Priest: Β Do you believe in the Holy Spirit and the holy Catholic church?

Me: I do.

Priest: Do you believe in the communion of saints and the forgiveness of sins?

Me: I do.

Priest: Do you believe in the resurrection of the body andΒ life everlasting?

Me: I do

Priest: Do you hereby indemnify and hold harmless the Catholic church for any sexual misconduct to you and your family for ever and ever amen?

Me: I do--- wait! Hold on!

Priest: Too late! You said it!

What's the difference between a Bible salesman and a homosexual?

The first one stands at the front door and says amen , while the latter enters through the back door and says ahhh man .

Why are Catholics the best snipers?

Because they're always Amen for the head

A gay priest walks into a bar full of men,

Amen.

What do broke pastors eat in college?

Amen noodles

What did the homosexual priest say when he walked into a bar full of men?

Amen.

Why do we need the second amendment?

I mean, we have rocks so, "same thing" right!?

The second amendment

-Officer this is infringing on the second amendment! The right to lead an organized militia!
-sir this is an A10 warthog and an M1A1 Abrams
-there medicinal

What's the difference between a good nun and a bad nun?

A good nun says amen and a bad nun says ah, men

What's the difference between a rabbi, a priest, and a gay man

The rabbi says Amain
The priest says Amen



And the gay man says Ahh, men

If we're saying Amen and Awomen now...

Are we going to start having to sing hymns and herns?

A lot of people are roasting Cleaver on saying "Awoman"...

I mean, I know that "Amen" comes from Hebrew and means "so be it", and therefore "Awoman" would make no sense in Hebrew.

In Shebrew, however, it makes complete sense!!!

Family Prayer

Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table. Lil Johnny's dad tells him to say the dinner prayer.

Little Johnny says, "Dear God, Thank you for the food we are about to eat, and please, oh please God, send clothesΒ for all those poor ladies on Dad's computer. Amen!"

Second Amendment

The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work.

The right to bare arms.

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