The Best 8 Ambush Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ambush jokes. There are some ambush firefight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ambush landmine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ambush Jokes and Puns

Ambushed my mother-in-law

After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted Are you gonna help? , I said 6 should be enough!

What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard?

Ambush.

What plant attacks people?

An Ambush ;)

What did George Bush say when he was fighting in war?

I ambush

Ambush Watch

Down at the Senior Center the other day Joe was telling a tale about his experience in the jungle during his war. It seems that he was wearing a cheap watch one night while on an ambush and it made so much noise that his buddy insisted that he douse the watch with bug spray . . . to get rid of the ticks.


What do you call a hedge in the morning?

An AMbush

What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with?

I would use a sandblaster.

Two ukrainian hitmen receive a job...

Two ukrainian hitmen receive a job to kill a new Russian. He was supposed to come around at 6pm, so they arrive there earlier to set up an ambush. At 9pm the
new Russian still has not shown up. So one hitman says to another, "I hope
he is ok''

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ambush attack jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ambush camouflage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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