Ambush Jokes

Following is our collection of poncho humor and firefight one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ambush puns for adults, dirty battalion jokes or clean landmine gags for kids.

There is an abundance of attack jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on ambush. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any camouflage witze you can hear about ambush.

The Best jokes about Ambush

Ambushed my mother-in-law

After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted Are you gonna help? , I said 6 should be enough!

What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard?


What plant attacks people?

An Ambush ;)

Ambush Watch

Down at the Senior Center the other day Joe was telling a tale about his experience in the jungle during his war. It seems that he was wearing a cheap watch one night while on an ambush and it made so much noise that his buddy insisted that he douse the watch with bug spray . . . to get rid of the ticks.

Two ukrainian hitmen receive a job...

Two ukrainian hitmen receive a job to kill a new Russian. He was supposed to come around at 6pm, so they arrive there earlier to set up an ambush. At 9pm the
new Russian still has not shown up. So one hitman says to another, "I hope
he is ok''

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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