Witty Ambulances Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
Scottish engineers have developed a new technique using microwaves for sterilising ambulances. They predict it will take the time to clean one down to under ten minutes.
The problem is getting the ambulance in without breaking the glass plate at the bottom
Why do ambulances require two drivers at all times?
Because they're a pair o' medics.
Ambulances in the ghettos are like
Ubers
what do ambulances and gay men have in common?
they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D