The Best 5 Ambulances Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ambulances jokes. There are some ambulances crews jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ambulances firefighters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ambulances Jokes and Puns

Scottish engineers have developed a new technique using microwaves for sterilising ambulances. They predict it will take the time to clean one down to under ten minutes.

The problem is getting the ambulance in without breaking the glass plate at the bottom

Why do ambulances require two drivers at all times?

Because they're a pair o' medics.

Ambulances in the ghettos are like

Ubers

what do ambulances and gay men have in common?

they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

Just the other day, I stopped at the gas station where I always stop after work. There were police cars, ambulances, fire trucks, etc everywhere.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ambulances vehicle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ambulances car piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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