Ambitious Jokes

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The Best jokes about Ambitious

Dinner with Girlfriends parents..

Ambitious boyfriend visits a chemist store to buy some condoms for the evening..

The store owner recommends him some new flavoured and textured codoms and the guy talks at length with him on the evolution of condoms and finally buys a pack of six..

Upon reaching his girlfriends place in the evening he is introduced to his GFs father.

He bows down before him as a mark of respect and is in that position for sometime

"I didnt know you believed in the asian custom of bowing" says his GF.

In a nervous murmur, he exclaims "I didnt know that your father was a chemist!"

I went to medical school with an incredibly ambitious guy who was obsessed with collecting skulls.

He'd do anything to get a head.

Why was the gay man ambitious?

Because all he wanted to do was *SUCCEED*.

An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...

Hoo Cares!

My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto?

"Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"


Blow

So, I was in a bad situation, lost my family, home, all of my money, I needed some cash. Due to this I decided to try my hand at burglary. Thinking big and ambitious I headed to London, to break in to some big mansions there. Finally got it all planned and found the perfect house. Night descended, sure the house was empty, I entered. No problems. Looking through the property I found lines of powder on the coffee table in the living room. Feeling cocky and curious I had a sniff. Amazing. Definitely good Blow. Went down for another line and I heard a deep cockney voice at the other side of the room.

"What are you doing?"

I looked up. "Oh my God" I said "Its Michael Caine!".

"No." He replied. "That's my Cocaine."

How do you tell if a cannibal chef is ambitious?

They always go on about trying to make something of themselves.

Why are most Taiwanese people competitive and ambitious?

Because of their Taipei personality.

Who do you use for motivation when you want to be ambitious?

I use Hitler. Now that guy...that guy was ambitious.

We don't serve time travelers here

Said the bus driver in the most ambitious crossover event in repost history

Ambitious birds have no teeth

They need to suck seed


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