Cheeky Ambitious Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
I went to medical school with an incredibly ambitious guy who was obsessed with collecting skulls.
He'd do anything to get a head.
Why was the gay man ambitious?
Because all he wanted to do was *SUCCEED*.
An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...
Hoo Cares!
My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto?
"Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"
Why are most Taiwanese people competitive and ambitious?
Because of their Taipei personality.
How do you tell if a cannibal chef is ambitious?
They always go on about trying to make something of themselves.
Ambitious birds have no teeth
They need to s**... seed
We don't serve time travelers here
Said the bus driver in the most ambitious crossover event in repost history
Kevin Spacey is the most ambitious astronaut...
He's going for uranus
Who do you use for motivation when you want to be ambitious?
I use h**.... Now that guy...that guy was ambitious.
