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Short ambition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ambition humour may include short ambitious jokes also.

  1. Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
    That shows a lack of ambition to me.
    Which is why men are better.
  2. When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx. OP delivers!
  3. Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"
  4. I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me.
    Which is why men are better.
  5. A fellow was boasting that he was born an Englishman and would die an Englishman. A passing Scot overheard and stopped to ask,
    "Dear God, man, have ye no ambition?!"
  6. BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
    A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
  7. An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.
  8. I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut... I wanna be the first one to explore Uranus.
  9. Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition. It's called Elon Musk.
  10. My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition. After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.

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Ambition One Liners

Which ambition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ambition? I can suggest the ones about desire and passion.

  1. My one ambition in life: Set myself more goals.
  2. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  3. I know a transgender guy His only ambition is to Eat, Drink and be Mary.
  4. What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen
  5. My brother is renovating his entire attic He has very lofty ambitions.
  6. What do you call a monkey with ambition as a chef? A Go-Grilla
  7. Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!
  8. I knew a t**... guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Ambition joke

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ambition can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ambition puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Ambition Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about ambition you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean aspiring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ambition prank.

Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up

Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition

Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That's right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....

Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?

Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?

I asked my friend.
He wants to be a garbageman, 
he replied.
That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.
Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.

My friend ask me,"Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
My friend says "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

It's Sadder in Italy

Doctore, all five of my bambinos! They have the no ambition! They all want to be valets when they grows up, jus' like their lazy father! Can you do anything?


I'm afraid it is hopeless, Senora Abatangelo. It is the worst case of parking son's disease I have ever seen.

"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."

"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old
The experience of a 40-year old
The ambition of a 30-year old
The energy of a 20-year old
And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

Ambition joke, I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut...

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