Ambition Jokes

Following is our collection of struggle humor and aspire one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ambition puns for adults, dirty definitions jokes or clean apostrophes gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Ambition

Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up

Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition

Child: How about being a doctor?

Dad: That's right!

Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....

Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?

Feminist

I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

That shows a lack of ambition to me.

Which is why men are better.

Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?

I asked my friend.

He wants to be a garbageman, 
he replied.

That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.

Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.

When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx.

OP delivers!

Funny one-liner that George Carlin once wrote.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.


THE ARMY HOSPITAL

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"

Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant..

Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"

I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

That shows a lack of ambition to me.

Which is why men are better.

A fellow was boasting that he was born an Englishman and would die an Englishman.

A passing Scot overheard and stopped to ask,

"Dear God, man, have ye no ambition?!"

BLONDE AMBITION

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."

"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old

The experience of a 40-year old

The ambition of a 30-year old

The energy of a 20-year old

And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."


I know a transgender guy

His only ambition is to Eat, Drink and be Mary.

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar.

He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut...

I wanna be the first one to explore Uranus.

Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition.

It's called Elon Musk.

What do you call a monkey with ambition as a chef?

A Go-Grilla

My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition.

After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.


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