Cheeky Ambition Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up
Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition
Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That's right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....
Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?
Feminist
I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
That shows a lack of ambition to me.
Which is why men are better.
Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?
I asked my friend.
He wants to be a garbageman,
he replied.
That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.
Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.
When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx.
OP delivers!
My friend ask me,"Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
My friend says "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
I knew a t**... guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
It's Sadder in Italy
Doctore, all five of my bambinos! They have the no ambition! They all want to be valets when they grows up, jus' like their lazy father! Can you do anything?
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I'm afraid it is hopeless, Senora Abatangelo. It is the worst case of parking son's disease I have ever seen.
Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant..
Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"
I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
That shows a lack of ambition to me.
Which is why men are better.
A fellow was boasting that he was born an Englishman and would die an Englishman.
A passing Scot overheard and stopped to ask,
"Dear God, man, have ye no ambition?!"
My one ambition in life:
Set myself more goals.
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BLONDE AMBITION
Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."
"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old
The experience of a 40-year old
The ambition of a 30-year old
The energy of a 20-year old
And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."
I know a transgender guy
His only ambition is to Eat, Drink and be Mary.
A Strange Career Choice...
A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar.
He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.
What do you call a chicken with political ambition?
Republic-hen
I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut...
I wanna be the first one to explore Uranus.
Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition.
It's called Elon Musk.
My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition.
After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.
What do you call a monkey with ambition as a chef?
A Go-Grilla
Why are women fighting for equality when they could do better?
Just shows a lack of ambition to me
Which is why men are better.
