Ambition Jokes

Funniest Ambition Short Jokes

Short ambition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ambition humour may include short ambitious jokes also.

1. Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
   That shows a lack of ambition to me.
   Which is why men are better.
2. When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx. OP delivers!
3. Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"
4. I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me.
   Which is why men are better.
5. A fellow was boasting that he was born an Englishman and would die an Englishman. A passing Scot overheard and stopped to ask,
   "Dear God, man, have ye no ambition?!"
6. BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
   A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
7. An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.
8. I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut... I wanna be the first one to explore Uranus.
9. Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition. It's called Elon Musk.
10. My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition. After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.

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Ambition One Liners

Which ambition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ambition? I can suggest the ones about desire and passion.

1. My one ambition in life: Set myself more goals.
2. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
3. I know a transgender guy His only ambition is to Eat, Drink and be Mary.
4. What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen
5. My brother is renovating his entire attic He has very lofty ambitions.
6. What do you call a monkey with ambition as a chef? A Go-Grilla
7. Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!
8. I knew a t**... guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Cheeky Ambition Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about ambition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aspiring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ambition pranks.