Ambition Jokes
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Funniest Ambition Short Jokes
Short ambition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ambition humour may include short ambitious jokes also.
- When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx. OP delivers!
- Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"
- A fellow was boasting that he was born an Englishman and would die an Englishman. A passing Scot overheard and stopped to ask,
"Dear God, man, have ye no ambition?!" - BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. - I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut... I wanna be the first one to explore Uranus.
- Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition. It's called Elon Musk.
- My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition. After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.
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Ambition One Liners
Which ambition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ambition? I can suggest the ones about passion and aspiring.
- My one ambition in life: Set myself more goals.
- What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen
- My brother is renovating his entire attic He has very lofty ambitions.
- What do you call a monkey with ambition as a chef? A Go-Grilla
- I knew a t**... guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Cheeky Ambition Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about ambition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean intentions jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ambition pranks.
Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up
Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition
Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That's right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....
Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?
Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?
I asked my friend.
He wants to be a garbageman,
he replied.
That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.
Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.
"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."
"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old
The experience of a 40-year old
The ambition of a 30-year old
The energy of a 20-year old
And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."
Day in court
In the traffic court of a large city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate dismissal of her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
You're a schoolteacher, hum? he said. Ma'am, today I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at the table and write 'I went through a red light' 500 times!
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THE ARMY HOSPITAL
An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic s**..., Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
The Wire Brush
An Army officer decides to inspect soldiers recovering in one of the field hospitals he commands. He marches into one of the tents, goes up to the first private he sees and barks, "What's your affliction, private?"
Standing at attention, "Venereal warts, SIR!"
He then asks, "And what treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush every day, SIR!"
Finally he asks, "And what's your ambition, soldier?"
"To get back to the frontline, SIR!"
He goes up to the next private, "What's your affliction, private?"
"Chronic piles, SIR!"
"And what treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush every day, SIR!"
"And what's your ambition, soldier?"
"To get back to the frontline, SIR!"
On it went until the officer had nearly made it through the whole ward. He goes up to the last private, looking like he may die at any moment.
Taking it down a notch, "What's your affliction, son?"
"Gingivitis, sir."
"And what treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush every day, sir."
"And what's your ambition, soldier?"
"TO GET THE WIRE BRUSH BEFORE THOSE OTHER GUYS, SIR!!"
