The Best 20 Ambition Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ambition jokes. There are some ambition aspire jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ambition apostrophes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ambition Jokes and Puns

Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up

Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition

Child: How about being a doctor?

Dad: That's right!

Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....

Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?

Feminist

I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

That shows a lack of ambition to me.

Which is why men are better.

Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?

I asked my friend.

He wants to be a garbageman, 
he replied.

That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.

Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.

Ambition joke,  Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?

When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx.

OP delivers!

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.


Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant..

Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"

I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

That shows a lack of ambition to me.

Which is why men are better.

Ambition joke, I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

A fellow was boasting that he was born an Englishman and would die an Englishman.

A passing Scot overheard and stopped to ask,

"Dear God, man, have ye no ambition?!"

My one ambition in life:

Set myself more goals.

BLONDE AMBITION

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."

"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old

The experience of a 40-year old

The ambition of a 30-year old

The energy of a 20-year old

And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."

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I know a transgender guy

His only ambition is to Eat, Drink and be Mary.

An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar.

He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut...

I wanna be the first one to explore Uranus.

Ambition joke, I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut...

Have you heard of this new fragrance? It's supposed to give you an air of entrepreneurial ambition.

It's called Elon Musk.

My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition.

After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.

What do you call a monkey with ambition as a chef?

A Go-Grilla


Why are women fighting for equality when they could do better?

Just shows a lack of ambition to me

Which is why men are better.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ambition lust jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ambition frontline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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