Ambien Jokes

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Heartwarming Ambien Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good ambien joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating...

"My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a c**...."
"Because she was on the pill."

The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

This is not a joke, ambien serious!

they say ambien gives you bad dreams if you try to stay awake after you take it

but I am convinced that it is actually due to all these flying fire spiders

My doctor finally gave me a prescription for Ambien.

I was so embarrassed admitting I have trouble getting fired for my racist tweets.

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