The Best 4 Ambien Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ambien jokes. There are some ambien homeopathic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ambien valium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ambien Jokes and Puns

Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating...

"My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a condom."

"Because she was on the pill."


The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

This is not a joke, ambien serious!

they say ambien gives you bad dreams if you try to stay awake after you take it

but I am convinced that it is actually due to all these flying fire spiders

My doctor finally gave me a prescription for Ambien.

I was so embarrassed admitting I have trouble getting fired for my racist tweets.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ambien viagra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ambien pharmaceutical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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