Heartwarming Ambien Jokes that Make You Laugh
Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating...
"My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a condom."
"Because she was on the pill."
"Ambien."
The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
This is not a joke, ambien serious!
they say ambien gives you bad dreams if you try to stay awake after you take it
but I am convinced that it is actually due to all these flying fire spiders
My doctor finally gave me a prescription for Ambien.
I was so embarrassed admitting I have trouble getting fired for my racist tweets.