Ambidextrous Jokes

Funniest Ambidextrous Short Jokes

Short ambidextrous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ambidextrous humour may include short right handed jokes also.

1. I hate it when people try and sound smart by using big words. It just makes them look ambidextrous
2. That's preponderance. It's so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They're just trying to be ambidextrous.
3. I have an uncle who's ambidextrous, but prefers to use his right hand The only thing he does left is write.
4. In an attempt to become ambidextrous, I've been writing everything with my left hand. After two weeks, it still doesn't feel right.
5. Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
   He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
   All at the same time.

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Ambidextrous One Liners

Which ambidextrous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ambidextrous? I can suggest the ones about left handed and bilingual.

1. So I'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous. I'm halfway there!
2. People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree.
3. I am half ambidextrous Wich make me bad with both hands
4. I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
5. Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways
6. I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous. It's just a shame I'm a lefty.
7. I'm ambidextrous Ruinimg my life using both the hands
8. I would give my right arm To be ambidextrous
9. Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways.
10. I'd give my right hand To be ambidextrous
11. What else was the man with two p**... thankful for? Being ambidextrous.

Howlingly Hilarious Ambidextrous Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about ambidextrous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lefty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ambidextrous pranks.