Following is our collection of megan humor and melanie one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amber puns for adults, dirty alexis jokes or clean jessica gags for kids.
There is an abundance of alice jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 20 funniest jokes on amber. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any emily witze you can hear about amber.
Jimmy: "I want to be a pilot"
Amber: "I want to be a teacher"
Stacy: "I want to be a good mother"
James: "I want to help Stacy to be a mother"
She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert
Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.
"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
Amber Alerts.
It says: error 404 child not found
Because children should be sheen and not heard.
Is Amber Alert.
Yeah, Amber Heard
... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.
A mother goes to the kindergarten to pick up her daughter.
She arrives to a nightmarish scene, the whole place is crawling with fireman, emergency vehicles and panicked parents, the kindergarten caught on fire, smoke everywhere.
She runs around frantically calling for her daughter: "Amber! has anyone seen my Amber!?!"
She tries to run inside the smouldering ruins of the kindergarten, but a fireman stops her, and says: "Sorry ma'm, but there's only Ashleys in there."
Beaten.
Wife : I'm leaving you
Me : Why?!
Wife : You lie to me constantly!
Me : Ha! You don't just leave the man who invented the spatula, Amber!
Neither did the children in my basement.
Amber heard.
An amber alert was issued
That poor girl just can't catch a break.
Go faster.
...an Amber Alert
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.