Amber Jokes

Funniest Amber Short Jokes

Short amber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amber humour may include short alley jokes also.

1. Amber Heard's net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million... Yeah, she's forever going to be in Depp!
2. My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say:
   "Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"
3. Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
4. If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and chris brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.
5. I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts... They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
6. My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert
7. Johnny repeatedly said he was gonna win the defamation case Which proves that Amber Heard, but didn't listen
8. Amber Heard just fired her interior decorator... They disagreed about the color and placement of the stool in the bedroom.
9. From now on instead of saying #1 or #2 for the bathroom I'm going to call it an R. Kelly or Amber Heard
10. If I had a dollar for every time Amber Heard lied in court I'd have enough money to fulfil her charity pledge.

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Amber One Liners

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1. What starts with an A and makes up everything? Amber Heard.
2. Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert and you have to switch cars?
3. What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer? Hear/say
4. Who is this Amber person… and why does she keep texting everybody about my cars?
5. What dating app do Catholic Priests use? Amber Alerts.
6. What's Amber Heard's Sleep Number? … number 2
7. What's the hardest part about having a child? The Amber alerts.
8. What's the difference between Bigfoot and Amber Heard ? Bigfoot won't sh*t in your bed.
9. What do Amber Heard and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed on the cross.
10. I just got an AMBER alert that won't open... It says: error 404 child not found
11. Amber Heard and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar... And just lied there
12. What is Amber Heards favourite snack A Saltine
13. What algorithm does Amber Heard use to dig for gold? Depp First Search.
14. The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert.
15. they say women don't lie... But that's got to be the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard

Amber Alert Jokes

Here is a list of funny amber alert jokes and even better amber alert puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Amber alert has a new meaning now thanks to Amber Heard It's what the city sends to men when Amber is seen at a bar.
• If you're going to play a 311 song... ... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.
• The Chili's theme song from the late nineties would make a far better anthem for the 'Amber Alert'. *sings* I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
• Did you hear the one about the amber alert? Neither did the children in my basement.
• We've gotten three Amber alerts in the last week alone That poor girl just can't catch a break.
• What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds? An amber alert was issued
• What do you call a 911 call from a stripper? ...an Amber Alert
• I hate amber alerts Like, what do you want me to do, give the kid back?

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