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Amber Heard's net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million...
Yeah, she's forever going to be in Depp!
C'mon guys don't make fun of Amber Heard's lawyer
He probably gets enough abuse from her as it is
what is Amber Heard's favorite board game?
**SCATAGORIE**
Believe all women. Really? ALL of them?
That's the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard.
What starts with an A and makes up everything?
Amber Heard.
BREAKING NEWS from the courtroom! Amber Heard confesses to having a child with Charlie Sheen. The child went to live with his father and took his name.
Both parents agreed the child should be sheen and not heard.
Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work
to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
"What do you dream of doing, kids?" Asked the teacher...
Jimmy: "I want to be a pilot"
Amber: "I want to be a teacher"
Stacy: "I want to be a good mother"
James: "I want to help Stacy to be a mother"
Johnny Depp's the one guy ...
....that could have used an Amber alert.
The only way Amber Heard would get what she deserves...
is if she started telling jokes about Will Smith's wife.
Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert
and you have to switch cars?
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I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts...
They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer?
Hear/say
The Carnival Date
Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.
"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today.
She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert
I can't believe DCU fans wanted to ban Amber Heard
From their movies there seems to be no better place to shit the bed.
Say what you want about Amber Heard...
She is the only one who gave a shit in this relationship.
Johnny repeatedly said he was gonna win the defamation case
Which proves that Amber Heard, but didn't listen
Amber Heard just fired her interior decorator...
They disagreed about the color and placement of the stool in the bedroom.
From now on instead of saying #1 or #2 for the bathroom
I'm going to call it an R. Kelly or Amber Heard
A couple is arguing and breaking up
And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
What dating app do Catholic Priests use?
Amber Alerts.
What's Amber Heard's Sleep Number?
… number 2
What's the difference between Bigfoot and Amber Heard ?
Bigfoot won't sh*t in your bed.
If I had a dollar for every time Amber Heard lied in court
I'd have enough money to fulfil her charity pledge.
What's the difference between Amber Heard's lawyer and Dory?
Dory at least takes a few seconds to forget an answer she recieved.
What do Amber Heard and Jesus have in common?
They both got nailed on the cross.
Request to ban Amber Heard jokes.
They're shit.
What do they announce overhead when a patient poops in the bed in the hospital?
I Heard they call a Code Amber.
What did Johnny Depp's lawyer say when they found Amber Heard's "bruise makeup kit" wasn't made before 2017?
Objection, lack of foundation
Which company should hire Amber Heard as their next model ?
Pampers
Ps Original composed by me if anyone cares
Amber Heard's morning routine
1). Wake Up
2). Eat Breakfast
3). Take a shit
4). Get out of bed
5). Shower
I just got an AMBER alert that won't open...
It says: error 404 child not found
Amber Heard and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...
And just lied there
Amber Heard's lawyer sure is having a hard time in this trial…
He really shit the bed with this one.
