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Jimmy: "I want to be a pilot"
Amber: "I want to be a teacher"
Stacy: "I want to be a good mother"
James: "I want to help Stacy to be a mother"
They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert
Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.
"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
Amber Alerts.
It says: error 404 child not found
Because children should be sheen and not heard.
Is Amber Alert.
Yeah, Amber Heard
A mother goes to the kindergarten to pick up her daughter.
She arrives to a nightmarish scene, the whole place is crawling with fireman, emergency vehicles and panicked parents, the kindergarten caught on fire, smoke everywhere.
She runs around frantically calling for her daughter: "Amber! has anyone seen my Amber!?!"
She tries to run inside the smouldering ruins of the kindergarten, but a fireman stops her, and says: "Sorry ma'm, but there's only Ashleys in there."
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... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.
Beaten.
Amber heard.
Wife : I'm leaving you
Me : Why?!
Wife : You lie to me constantly!
Me : Ha! You don't just leave the man who invented the spatula, Amber!
Neither did the children in my basement.
That poor girl just can't catch a break.
Go faster.
An amber alert was issued
...an Amber Alert
and why is she always blowing up my phone with random names of vehicles?
When the police found amber in his clothing, he was charged.
amber rose
And Amber Heard.
Can I get your digit?
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