Amber Jokes

This article takes a look at the best Amber jokes to make you laugh, from Amber Alerts to Amber Heard bees. Learn some new jokes from Betty, Lauren, and Megan, and make your friends laugh.

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Best Short Amber Jokes

These are our top amber puns. Have fun with a good amber joke in English with simple amber humour.

  1. Amber Heard's net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million... Yeah, she's forever going to be in Depp!
  2. My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say:
    "Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"
  3. Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
  4. If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and chris brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.
  5. The only way Amber Heard would get what she deserves... is if she started telling jokes about Will Smith's wife.
  6. I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts... They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
  7. My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert
  8. Johnny repeatedly said he was gonna win the defamation case Which proves that Amber Heard, but didn't listen
  9. Amber Heard just fired her interior decorator... They disagreed about the color and placement of the stool in the bedroom.
  10. From now on instead of saying #1 or #2 for the bathroom I'm going to call it an R. Kelly or Amber Heard
Amber joke, From now on instead of saying #1 or #2 for the bathroom

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these amber jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of amber puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amber One Liners

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  1. Believe all women. Really? ALL of them? That's the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard.
  2. What starts with an A and makes up everything? Amber Heard.
  3. Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert and you have to switch cars?
  4. What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer? Hear/say
  5. Who is this Amber person… and why does she keep texting everybody about my cars?
  6. What dating app do Catholic Priests use? Amber Alerts.
  7. What's Amber Heard's Sleep Number? … number 2
  8. What's the hardest part about having a child? The Amber alerts.
  9. What's the difference between Bigfoot and Amber Heard ? Bigfoot won't sh*t in your bed.
  10. What do Amber Heard and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed on the cross.
  11. I just got an AMBER alert that won't open... It says: error 404 child not found
  12. Amber Heard and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar... And just lied there
  13. What is Amber Heards favourite snack A Saltine
  14. What algorithm does Amber Heard use to dig for gold? Depp First Search.
  15. The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert.

Amber Alert Jokes

Here is a list of funny amber alert jokes and even better amber alert puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Amber alert has a new meaning now thanks to Amber Heard It's what the city sends to men when Amber is seen at a bar.
  • If you're going to play a 311 song... ... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.
  • The Chili's theme song from the late nineties would make a far better anthem for the 'Amber Alert'. *sings* I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
  • Did you hear the one about the amber alert? Neither did the children in my basement.
  • We've gotten three Amber alerts in the last week alone That poor girl just can't catch a break.
  • What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds? An amber alert was issued
  • What do you call a 911 call from a stripper? Amber Alert
  • I hate amber alerts Like, what do you want me to do, give the kid back?
  • What's the best way to get famous? Intentionally get yourself kidnapped to get Amber Alert fame.
  • Johnny Depp's the o**... ... ....that could have used an Amber alert.
Amber joke, Johnny Depp's the o**... ...

Share Hilarious Amber Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about amber to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make amber prank.

C'mon guys don't make fun of Amber Heard's lawyer

He probably gets enough a**... from her as it is

what is Amber Heard's favorite board game?


BREAKING NEWS from the courtroom! Amber Heard confesses to having a child with Charlie Sheen. The child went to live with his father and took his name.

Both parents agreed the child should be sheen and not heard.

"What do you dream of doing, kids?" Asked the teacher...

Jimmy: "I want to be a pilot"
Amber: "I want to be a teacher"
Stacy: "I want to be a good mother"
James: "I want to help Stacy to be a mother"

The Carnival Date

Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.
"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."

I can't believe DCU fans wanted to ban Amber Heard

From their movies there seems to be no better place to s**... the bed.

Say what you want about Amber Heard...

She is the only one who gave a s**... in this relationship.

Amber joke, Amber Heard just fired her interior decorator...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these amber jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.