The Best 26 Amber Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Amber jokes. There are some amber melanie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Amber Jokes and Puns
"What do you dream of doing, kids?" Asked the teacher...
Jimmy: "I want to be a pilot"
Amber: "I want to be a teacher"
Stacy: "I want to be a good mother"
James: "I want to help Stacy to be a mother"
I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts...
They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today.
She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert
The Carnival Date
Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.
"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
A couple is arguing and breaking up
And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
What dating app do Catholic Priests use?
Amber Alerts.
I just got an AMBER alert that won't open...
It says: error 404 child not found
Why did Amber Heard and Charlie Sheen's secret lovechild take his father's name instead of his mother's?
Because children should be sheen and not heard.
What is Amber Heards favourite snack
A Saltine
The only girl who ever texts me...
Is Amber Alert.
Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?
Yeah, Amber Heard
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Dark as charcoal
A mother goes to the kindergarten to pick up her daughter.
She arrives to a nightmarish scene, the whole place is crawling with fireman, emergency vehicles and panicked parents, the kindergarten caught on fire, smoke everywhere.
She runs around frantically calling for her daughter: "Amber! has anyone seen my Amber!?!"
She tries to run inside the smouldering ruins of the kindergarten, but a fireman stops her, and says: "Sorry ma'm, but there's only Ashleys in there."
If you're going to play a 311 song...
... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.
How does Amber Heard like her eggs?
Beaten.
Did you hear that Johnny Depp won in the 50M defamation case?
Amber heard.
Wife : I'm leaving you!
Wife : I'm leaving you
Me : Why?!
Wife : You lie to me constantly!
Me : Ha! You don't just leave the man who invented the spatula, Amber!
Did you hear the one about the amber alert?
Neither did the children in my basement.
We've gotten three Amber alerts in the last week alone
That poor girl just can't catch a break.
What do you do at an amber light?
Go faster.
What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?
An amber alert was issued
What do you call a 911 call from a stripper?
...an Amber Alert
Who's Amber?
and why is she always blowing up my phone with random names of vehicles?
Did you hear about the man who hid smuggled precious stones in his fleece sweater?
When the police found amber in his clothing, he was charged.
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Johnny yelled...
And Amber Heard.
What did Kanye say when he met Amber Rose?
Can I get your digit?
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