Amber Alert Jokes

29 amber alert jokes and hilarious amber alert puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amber alert that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Amber Alert Short Jokes

Short amber alert jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amber alert humour may include short amber jokes also.

  1. My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say:
    "Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"
  2. I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts... They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
  3. My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert
  4. Amber alert has a new meaning now thanks to Amber Heard It's what the city sends to men when Amber is seen at a bar.
  5. The Chili's theme song from the late nineties would make a far better anthem for the 'Amber Alert'. *sings* I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
  6. We've gotten three Amber alerts in the last week alone That poor girl just can't catch a break.
  7. What's the best way to get famous? Intentionally get yourself kidnapped to get Amber Alert fame.

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Amber Alert One Liners

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  1. Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert and you have to switch cars?
  2. What dating app do Catholic Priests use? Amber Alerts.
  3. What's the hardest part about having a child? The Amber alerts.
  4. I just got an AMBER alert that won't open... It says: error 404 child not found
  5. The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert.
  6. If you're going to play a 311 song... ... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.
  7. Did you hear the one about the amber alert? Neither did the children in my basement.
  8. What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds? An amber alert was issued
  9. What do you call a 911 call from a stripper? Amber Alert
  10. I hate amber alerts Like, what do you want me to do, give the kid back?
  11. Johnny Depp's the o**... ... ....that could have used an Amber alert.

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