Amazon Review Jokes

15 amazon review jokes and hilarious amazon review puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amazon review that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Amazon Review Short Jokes

Short amazon review jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amazon review humour may include short amazon prime jokes also.

  1. I was looking for some razor blades on amazon today I assume the ones with no reviews are the best.
  2. I like my men like I like my backpacks Thick and will hold my stuff.
    (Found this on an Amazon review)
  3. When shopping for a vacuum on amazon, never trust a 5 star review. There is no such thing as a perfect vacuum.
  4. How can tell know if the razor blade you are planning on buying is a good one? If there are no reviews for it on Amazon
  5. Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site.
    I was honest with my review: "This telescope s**.... Two Stars."
  6. Amazon review for 20' rope. **** - this is simply the most amazing, durable, and soft rope ever!
    Last one I'll ever need! - Kate S.

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Amazon Review One Liners

Which amazon review one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amazon review? I can suggest the ones about amazon and apple product.

  1. You know the razor blade works... when there are no reviews for it on Amazon.
  2. I wanted to buy a noose on Amazon... But there are no reviews for it...
  3. You know the knife is good... When no one left a review on Amazon.
  4. Why are s**... kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews.

Amazon Review Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about amazon review you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apple store jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amazon review pranks.

My buddy told me he got laid off from his job reviewing vendors on eBay, Amazon, etc... I said "Sorry to hear that, man. Let's go grab some m**... and we'll tweak out to forget about it."
"Nah," he said. "I don't really feel like it."
"Come on," I urged. "A little crystal will do you good."
"I don't know..." he mumbled.
"Dude, let's get cranked already!" I implored.
"All right, man-- you fly, I'll buy!" he finally conceded.
Which just goes to show, if you want to pick up speed you've got to press on the ex seller rater.