Amazon Prime Jokes

74 amazon prime jokes and hilarious amazon prime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amazon prime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Amazon Prime Short Jokes

Short amazon prime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amazon prime humour may include short amazon review jokes also.

  1. I'm unhappy with prime day amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
  2. My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime
  3. What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sail.
  4. Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air? Because the name Dropbox is already taken
  5. Best way to vaccinate the masses Train all of the Amazon drivers to give it.
    Everyone will have it by Saturday.
    Thursday if you have Prime.
  6. Netflix and Amazon Prime are no longer available in Afghanistan. Because of the telly ban.
  7. My friend let's everyone use his Amazon account for free shipping We call him the Prime Minister
  8. You know, online shopping services are really successful nowadays... Amazon is a Prime example.
  9. I slept with a girl who works for Amazon Prime Video last night. It was pretty mediocre and she constantly tried to make me pay for it.
  10. Me and my best friend share an Amazon Prime account so we can reap the benefits.. I guess that makes us
    ###Friends With benefits

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Amazon Prime One Liners

Which amazon prime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amazon prime? I can suggest the ones about amazon and canada prime.

  1. What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
  2. What would you call a Crossover between Wonder Woman and Transformers? Amazon Prime.
  3. What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime
  4. I had to report my stolen amazon package The police are still looking for a prime suspect
  5. Jeff Bezos stepped down as CEO of Amazon. Quit when he was in his Prime.
  6. If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior Would that make her Amazon Prime?
  7. What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box? Amazon Prime.
  8. Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
  9. How do Australians order monkies? Amazon Prime, mate.
  10. Jeff Bezos has never been the President of Amazon. Just the Prime Minister.
  11. Did you hear Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon? Odd, since he was in his Prime.
  12. What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days? Amazon prime
  13. Jeff Bezos is no longer the President of Amazon. But he's still the Prime Minister.
  14. What's the name of the Transformer that likes to shop? Amazon Prime
  15. What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account ? PRIME-Mates

Amazon Prime Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny amazon prime day jokes and even better amazon prime day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime? They get free two-day shipping.
  • It's been 5 days since news broke about Amazon CEO's illicit photos being leaked and I've still yet to see them. Thankfully I dropped my prime membership last week.
  • Amazon Prime now comes with a joke of the day The premise isnt too funny, but the delivery is great
  • Husband: Did you know you can buy Plan B on Amazon Prime? Me: I don't think two-day shipping is gonna cut it.
  • Amazon Prime Day!! ...

Amazon Prime Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about amazon prime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prime day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amazon prime pranks.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Joe Dirt 2 was so bad

Amazon Prime should have released it yesterday

I don't always use Amazon Prime......

Wait. Yes, yes I do.

Girl asked me to netflix and chill

So I was like na, more like Amazon prime and commitment.

Amazon Prime is seriously way better than Netflix.

I love it almost as much as my Zune.

I had a horrible nightmare that my Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime service all got interrupted. .

Thank goodness it was only a bad stream

If my wife were a Transformer...

her name would be Amazon Prime

A registered o**... donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime...

Because they de-liver for free.

Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers?

they call her... Amazon Prime

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What do you get when you take eBay and make all the prices non-divisible numbers?

Amazon Prime

What do you get when Wonder Woman has s**... with a transformer?

Amazon Prime

What do you call a Transformer with an Amazon addiction?

Shoptimus Prime!

My last hookup was like Amazon Prime.

I was drunk, they were an impulse, and they came before I could change my mind.

My daughter asked me if she could have the Amazon Prime App for our Apple TV for Christmas.

I said Sorry Sweetheart. I'll get you a Unicorn instead.

it's ironic that WONDER WOMAN is not on AMAZON prime video

Which Transformer has the best deals?

Amazon Prime

Santa Claus is real

His name is Amazon Prime.

My girlfriend is a strong woman in her best years.

Does that make her an Amazon Prime?

What do you get when you differentiate Amazon with respect to x?

Amazon Prime.

My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon.

I guess you could say he was a Prime minister.

Amazon just came out with a their series "Lorena", about John and Lorena Bobbitt

Being Amazon, couldn't they have called it "Prime Cut"?

I'm binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won't let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.

Those are only available on Amazon Prime.