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I'll let you know.
All I got was a blank CD.
Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Turns out I was in denial
Today is Amazon's birthday. Many happy returns, Amazon!
The Amazon River actually has sails.
Amazon.
Then you've got another thing coming.
The accused says "A cross between a bald eagle and an Amazon Imperial Parrot."
Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site.
I was honest with my review: "This telescope sucked. Two Stars."
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Amazon Prime
Don't worry its bark is worse than its bite.
I'll be sure to let you know which one wins so we can settle this once and for all.
They never have positive reviews.
I want to see which one comes first.
Because they de-liver for free.
It was secondhand.
But they only had 112.422 matches.
All they had was 13,749 matches.
I told her, "Fear of the CIA".
She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo
He told me not to spend it all in one place though
Amazon Prime
Because the name Dropbox is already taken
Interviewer: So, what's your experience in the field? Where have you worked?
Man: I have worked in the Amazon forest, in Canada and in the Sahara desert
Interviewer: In the Sahara desert? But there are no trees there
Man: Yeah, now
2 and a half hours of Amazon this and Amazon that... sheesh.
Would that make her Amazon Prime?
Publix, Wegmans and Trader Joe's came up on their recommended purchases list.
Amazon Prime.
when there are no reviews for it on Amazon.
The Amazon Showroom.
I assume the ones with no reviews are the best.
Thick and will hold my stuff.
(Found this on an Amazon review)
Now all we have to do is wait..
The NSA
Amazon Prime
and other retailers websites for Thanksgiving sale, you may save up to 70%........
But if you don't login, you'll save 100%
Amazon
It's been a week since I hit the pizza button and they have yet to deliver.
I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.
Prime mates.
What's interesting about them is that in their language they only have words for numbers 1 and 2, and every number higher than 2 is just 'many'. You have 3 kids? You have many kids, You caught 20 fish? You caught many fish.
I guess trying to come up with words for three numbers was just one too many.
I told her that she must have Amazon Prime
They don't care who pees in what bottle.
Guess what I said when she caught me browsing Tinder?
Primates
But nobody buys it.
**Guy**: Hey! I found this wallet with $2k, an Amazon gift card, and it says it belongs to someone named 'Ryan'
**Host**: Oh how nice of you. Do you want me to ask Ryan to reclaim it?
**Guy**: No, I want to request a sad song for Ryan
I've put it on my wish list.
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would they call it Amazon Web Services?
The police are still looking for a prime suspect
Amazon is a Prime example.
We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby
I'll let you know.
Amazon Prime.
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
It was pretty mediocre and she constantly tried to make me pay for it.
That's it
Because we sell so many sex toys.
I told him I thought the CIA was listening. He laughed. I laughed. Amazon Echo laughed.
But there are no reviews for it...
That sail has shipped.
Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
If anyone's interested, they are in a mint condition and only used once.
Amazon kindle.
Amazon Prime, mate.
So the courier guy knocked on the door today to check if we were ok.
We now have skeet shooting with prizes.
Just the Prime Minister.
That was eight hours ago and still no one has found me
Those are only available on Amazon Prime.
But all I found was 12,943 matches.
Here's the Amazon link to it!
That sail has shipped.
Train all of the Amazon drivers to give it.
Everyone will have it by Saturday.
Thursday if you have Prime.
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