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What's the difference between Kevin McCarthy and Amazon Alexa?

One's a speaker that runs the house and the other is a congressman…

Amazon just released an oil defuser that works like Alexa but 100% controlled with your mind!!

It makes scents when you think about it..

I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do.

I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.

Why did the skid mark lose the election?

It ran a smear campaign
Credit - Amazon Alexa (seriously, I asked my Alexa to tell me a p**... joke and this is what she said)

Why Amazon bought Whole Foods

Jeff Bezos: Alexa buy olives from Whole Foods
Alexa: Buying all of Whole Foods
Jeff: No Olives... Meh I can afford it go ahead.

I told my Dad I'd got a new app that would make Amazon Alexa be my girlfriend.

Dad: "You can do much better than that."
Me: "Thanks."
Dad: "I was talking to Alexa."

Amazon Alexa is sexist.