Amateurs Jokes

Following is our collection of rockettes humor and professional one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amateurs puns for adults, dirty championship jokes or clean immunity gags for kids.

There is an abundance of inept jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on amateurs. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any pros witze you can hear about amateurs.

The Best jokes about Amateurs

Three boys were talking after school...

Three boys were talking after school while waiting for their fathers to pick them up. The first one boasts: "My dad is a Formula One driver. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 5:15."

The second boy says: "That's nothing. My dad is a jet pilot. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 5:05!"

The last boy looks at his companions and says: "Pfff.... amateurs! My dad works for the government. He finishes work at 5:00 and picks me up at 4:45!"

The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killian's, and Guinness walk into a bar....

...and the bartender takes orders. The CEO of Budweiser says "I'll take a Bud Light. It's crisp, refreshing, and doesn't hurt the budget!"

The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Coors says "I'll take a Coors light. It's colder, even more refreshing, and won't give you a beer gut!"

The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Killian's says "These guys are amateurs, give me a Killian's Irish Red. It's smooth, flavorful, and distinct!"

The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Guinness says "I'll have a water."

The others give a confused look. The bartender says "but... why aren't you ordering a beer?"

He responds, "well, nobody else did."

Fraud and mismanagement at Afghanistan's largest bank has resulted in 900 million dollars in losses.

A Pentagon official commented, Amateurs!

Only amateurs gain weight during the holidays

Us, professionals gain weight during the entire year.

The Three Professors

Three professors are arguing over who is the best at teaching.

The first professor boasts, "I teach so well, my students never ask any questions. This proves they understand me immediately!"

The second professor responds, "Nonsense! I teach so well, my students never ask questions OR take notes. It's clear they remember the lesson instantly!"

The third professor grins and says, "You're both amateurs. I teach so well, my students don't even have to show up to class!"


A chemist and a biologist were talking in the hallway

Biologist: "Want to hear a joke?"

Chemist: "Sure."

Biologist: "Sodium sodium sodium sodium ..."

Chemist: "Stop, stop, stop. Don't bring that pH 6 garbage in here. That's for amateurs. What you need is a pH 11 and build off it."

Biologist: "Alright alright. I've got one you'll take a lichen to. And this one is all about that sodium hydroxide."

Chemist: "I'm about to get trolled, aren't I?"

Biologist: "What do you call a feline who watches its prey constantly?"

Chemist: "I don't know, what?"

Biologist: "Cation you"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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