Howlingly Hilarious Amat Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament
was delighted when a beautiful girl came up to him after the round and suggested he come over for a while. The fellow was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn't stay all night but that he'd be glad to come over for a while. Twenty minutes later they were in he bed making love. When it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed.
"Hey," called the girl from beneath the covers, "where do you think you're going? Arnold Palmer wouldn't leave so early."
At that he the golfer stripped off his clothes and jumped on top of her. After they'd made love a second time, he got out of bed and put his pants back on.
"What are you up to?" she called. "Jack Nicklaus wouldn't think of leaving now." So the golfer pulled off his pants and screwed her a third time, and afterward he started to get dressed.
"C'mon, you can't leave yet," protested the girl. "Tiger Woods wouldn't call it a day."
"Lady, would you tell me one thing?" asked the golfer, looking at her very seriously. "What's par for this hole?"
An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.
It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.
When will the madness end?
As an amateur dermatologist detective this latest case has me stumped...
I'm not too worried though alopecia it all together in the end.
What does an amateur Mexican real estate agent say to his clients.?
Hey look, homes
How did the amateur win the karate tournament?
He won the No-Belt Prize.
Why do amateur gamers always lose battles?
They don't have enough Intel.
An amateur comedian gets stabbed by another experienced comic, Police arrest the experienced comic and in his testimonial, he had written
Well, he took a stab at humor first!
Only amateurs gain weight during the holidays
Us, professionals gain weight during the entire year.
âŠA friend of ours took a Latin lover
Evidently he just keeps repeating 'Amo amas amat amamus amatis amant' during sex.âŽ
How did the amateur bass player introduce himself?
Hey guys, so I play the guitar, lowkey
Amateur golf should be included in paralympics
because they are all handicapped
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An amateur physicist was sucked into a black hole
Apparently, he didn't comprehend the gravity of the situation.
How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards.
Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
An amateur home renovator, I just refinished the badly worn and stained parquet
Wife says, "I Can't Believe It's Not Better."
Amateur reporting in a nutshell
Look, a mythical creature! Quick, grab the worst camera we've got!
