Amat Jokes

Following is our collection of hunters humor and finally one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amat puns for adults, dirty els jokes or clean mrw gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Amat

An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament

was delighted when a beautiful girl came up to him after the round and suggested he come over for a while. The fellow was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn't stay all night but that he'd be glad to come over for a while. Twenty minutes later they were in he bed making love. When it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed.

"Hey," called the girl from beneath the covers, "where do you think you're going? Arnold Palmer wouldn't leave so early."

At that he the golfer stripped off his clothes and jumped on top of her. After they'd made love a second time, he got out of bed and put his pants back on.

"What are you up to?" she called. "Jack Nicklaus wouldn't think of leaving now." So the golfer pulled off his pants and screwed her a third time, and afterward he started to get dressed.

"C'mon, you can't leave yet," protested the girl. "Tiger Woods wouldn't call it a day."

"Lady, would you tell me one thing?" asked the golfer, looking at her very seriously. "What's par for this hole?"

An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.

When will the madness end?

As an amateur dermatologist detective this latest case has me stumped...

I'm not too worried though alopecia it all together in the end.

What does an amateur Mexican real estate agent say to his clients.?

Hey look, homes

How did the amateur win the karate tournament?

He won the No-Belt Prize.


Why do amateur gamers always lose battles?

They don't have enough Intel.

An amateur comedian gets stabbed by another experienced comic, Police arrest the experienced comic and in his testimonial, he had written

Well, he took a stab at humor first!

Amateur reporting in a nutshell

Look, a mythical creature! Quick, grab the worst camera we've got!

How did the amateur bass player introduce himself?

Hey guys, so I play the guitar, lowkey

Only amateurs gain weight during the holidays

Us, professionals gain weight during the entire year.

Amateur golf should be included in paralympics

because they are all handicapped


An amateur physicist was sucked into a black hole

Apparently, he didn't comprehend the gravity of the situation.


A friend of ours took a Latin lover

Evidently he just keeps repeating 'Amo amas amat amamus amatis amant' during sex.‮

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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