Following is our collection of funny Amarillo jokes. Read amarillo contestant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.
Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amarillo posh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Witty Amarillo Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
A guy goes into the airport...
...to check in for his flight to Amarillo.
When it comes time to check his bags, he says, "OK, I want this one to go to San Diego, this other one to go to Boston, and this third one to go to Miami."
"Sir," says the check-in officer, "I'm afraid we can't do that!"
"Why not? You did it last week!"
A gunslinger burst into a saloon and said, "My name is Amarillo Red!"
"but my friends call me 'Orange' for short."
and yes, today I learned Amarillo is Spanish for yellow.
Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the amarillo seats puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.
We suggest you to use only working amarillo texas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.
