Amanda Jokes

Following is our collection of amy humor and transfats one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amanda puns for adults, dirty jen jokes or clean stephanie gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Amanda

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What's better than eating a mandarin?

Eating Amanda out

So my cousin screwed up bigtime

My cousin has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. Joseph Church, in Warwick, RI at 3 p.m. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'2, about 130 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

Sort of clean joke

Amanda Bynes changed her name to Da Bynes because she's an independent woman who don't need Aman

For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria

A nickname is Manda Tory


NSFW. I could eat a mandarin .....

But I would prefer too eat Amanda out.

A blond man walks into a bar

He sees a very attractive woman sitting by herself, so he goes over to introduce himself.

"Hello miss, my name is Billy. Can I buy you a drink?"

She says, "I'm Amanda."

The man says, "Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, sir." and leaves.

Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John. Where is John's father?

Let M be the age in years of Amanda now.

Let C be the age in years of John now.

Then:

M = C + 21
M + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 21 + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 27 = 5C + 30
⟹ -3 = 4C
⟹ C = -3/4

John is -3/4 years old, which is -9 months old.

So, right now, John's father is inside Amanda.

What do you call a woman who gets a sex change?

Amanda

In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child.

Amanda's a lesbian.

Amanda: Fred, honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F. How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…

Fred: F is for face.


What's the worst name a transvestite could choose?

Amanda

Hello, I'm Amanda Laurie-Anne!

Mando: Hi. Me too.

My 8 year old cousin asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

Amanda: "I want to tell you a joke. Okay:
A snowman wants to go on vacation.
He wants to go to Chile because he thinks it will be chilly--BUT--he actually lands in a bowl of chilli.
Then he dies."

What do you call a transgender woman who was born male?

A Man-Duh!
Amanda πŸ˜‚

What do you call a man disguised as a woman?

Amanda

Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her.

"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."

"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"

The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."

In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time.

Liam (to father): This is Amanda

Father: A fooking WHAT!?

What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail?

Sex on the bleach.


A Glaswegian takes his new girlfriend home to meet is father

"This is Amanda" the guy says

"It's a f*ckin what?" Replies his father

Why is "Amanda" the perfect name for a trans man?

Because she's a man, duh!

Amanda Knox...

But nobody answers

one tiem i was talking to my liberal friend, amanda

she got offended when i said "white male"

What do you call a female that had a sex change?

Amanda

Why should Caitlin Jenner's name be Amanda?

Because he's a man, duh

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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