Following is our collection of amy humor and transfats one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amanda puns for adults, dirty jen jokes or clean stephanie gags for kids.
There is an abundance of abby jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 25 funniest jokes on amanda. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any jenna witze you can hear about amanda.
Amanda Lynn
Eating Amanda out
My cousin has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. Joseph Church, in Warwick, RI at 3 p.m. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'2, about 130 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
Amanda Bynes changed her name to Da Bynes because she's an independent woman who don't need Aman
A nickname is Manda Tory
But I would prefer too eat Amanda out.
He sees a very attractive woman sitting by herself, so he goes over to introduce himself.
"Hello miss, my name is Billy. Can I buy you a drink?"
She says, "I'm Amanda."
The man says, "Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, sir." and leaves.
Let M be the age in years of Amanda now.
Let C be the age in years of John now.
Then:
M = C + 21
M + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 21 + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 27 = 5C + 30
⟹ -3 = 4C
⟹ C = -3/4
John is -3/4 years old, which is -9 months old.
So, right now, John's father is inside Amanda.
Amanda
Amanda's a lesbian.
Fred: F is for face.
Amanda
Mando: Hi. Me too.
Amanda: "I want to tell you a joke. Okay:
A snowman wants to go on vacation.
He wants to go to Chile because he thinks it will be chilly--BUT--he actually lands in a bowl of chilli.
Then he dies."
A Man-Duh!
Amanda 😂
Amanda
"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."
"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"
The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."
Liam (to father): This is Amanda
Father: A fooking WHAT!?
Sex on the bleach.
"This is Amanda" the guy says
"It's a f*ckin what?" Replies his father
Because she's a man, duh!
But nobody answers
she got offended when i said "white male"
Amanda
Because he's a man, duh
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.