The Best 29 Amanda Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Amanda Jokes and Puns
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Amanda Bynes changed her name to Da Bynes because she's an independent woman who don't need Aman
A Glaswegian takes his new girlfriend home to meet is father
"This is Amanda" the guy says
"It's a f*ckin what?" Replies his father
What's better than eating a mandarin?
Eating Amanda out
In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child.
Amanda's a lesbian.
What's the worst name a transvestite could choose?
Amanda
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time.
Liam (to father): This is Amanda
Father: A fooking WHAT!?
What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?
Amanda Lynn
What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?
Amanda Tory
Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John. Where is John's father?
Let M be the age in years of Amanda now.
Let C be the age in years of John now.
Then:
M = C + 21
M + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 21 + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 27 = 5C + 30
⟹ -3 = 4C
⟹ C = -3/4
John is -3/4 years old, which is -9 months old.
So, right now, John's father is inside Amanda.
What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail?
Sex on the bleach.
What do you call a man disguised as a woman?
Amanda
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So my cousin screwed up bigtime
My cousin has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. Joseph Church, in Warwick, RI at 3 p.m. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'2, about 130 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
My 8 year old cousin asked me if I wanted to hear a joke
Amanda: "I want to tell you a joke. Okay:
A snowman wants to go on vacation.
He wants to go to Chile because he thinks it will be chilly--BUT--he actually lands in a bowl of chilli.
Then he dies."
What do you call a woman who gets a sex change?
Amanda
Why did the Italian foreign exchange student lock their door?
Just in case Amanda Knox
What should you call a female that wants to be a male?
A man, duh.
(Amanda)
Amanda: Fred, honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F. How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…
Fred: F is for face.
Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her.
"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."
"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"
The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."
For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria
A nickname is Manda Tory
A blond man walks into a bar
He sees a very attractive woman sitting by herself, so he goes over to introduce himself.
"Hello miss, my name is Billy. Can I buy you a drink?"
She says, "I'm Amanda."
The man says, "Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, sir." and leaves.
Amanda Knox...
But nobody answers
one tiem i was talking to my liberal friend, amanda
she got offended when i said "white male"
What do you call a transgender woman who was born male?
A Man-Duh!
Amanda 😂
Why is "Amanda" the perfect name for a trans man?
Because she's a man, duh!
Why should Caitlin Jenner's name be Amanda?
Because he's a man, duh
What do you call a female that had a sex change?
Amanda
NSFW. I could eat a mandarin .....
But I would prefer too eat Amanda out.
Hello, I'm Amanda Laurie-Anne!
Mando: Hi. Me too.
We had a mandatory meeting at work today
Tory and Amanda weren't even there!!!!
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