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These are the 42 amanda jokes and hilarious amanda puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amanda that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top amanda puns. Have fun with a good amanda joke in English with simple amanda humour.

  1. Sort of clean joke Amanda Bynes changed her name to Da Bynes because she's an independent woman who don't need Aman
  2. In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian.
  3. In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda
    Father: A fooking WHAT!?
  4. A Glaswegian takes his new girlfriend home to meet is father "This is Amanda" the guy says
    "It's a f*ckin what?" Replies his father
  5. What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there? Amanda Tory
  6. one tiem i was talking to my liberal friend, amanda she got offended when i said "white male"
  7. I'm the most hated person in the Senate Ted Cruz: I'm the most hated person in the Senate.
    Susan Collins: Hold my beer.
    Brett Kavanaugh: Who said beer?
    Twitter repost @Amanda_Kerri
  8. I met two trannies at a bar one with a prosthetic leg One was named amanda the other ilene
  9. What is Amanda Todd's favorite anime? Bleach
  10. On a scale of 1 to Amanda Jones how bad was your day?
Amanda joke, On a scale of 1 to Amanda Jones

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these amanda jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of amanda puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !




Amanda One Liners

Which amanda dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amanda?

  1. What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn
  2. What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out
  3. We had a mandatory meeting at work today Tory and Amanda weren't even there!!!!
  4. For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria A nickname is Manda Tory
  5. Hello, I'm Amanda Laurie-Anne! Mando: Hi. Me too.
  6. What do you call a man disguised as a woman? Amanda
  7. What do you call a transgender woman who was born male? A Man-Duh!
    Amanda 😂
  8. What should you call a female that wants to be a male? A man, duh.
    (Amanda)
  9. Why did the Italian foreign exchange student lock their door? Just in case Amanda Knox
  10. Why should Caitlin Jenner's name be Amanda? Because he's a man, duh
  11. Why is "Amanda" the perfect name for a trans man? Because she's a man, duh!
  12. Amanda Knox... But nobody answers
  13. Amanda I knew a girl called Amanda who climbed inside a mandarin. Amanda in a mandarin.
  14. The dog from Britain's Got Talent has died R.I.P Amanda
  15. How is Amanda Bynes planning to redecorate her apartment? With the back of her head.

Amanda Todd Jokes

Here is a list of funny amanda todd jokes and even better amanda todd puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto.
  • What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail? s**... on the bleach.
Amanda joke, What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail?

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Heartwarming Amanda Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about amanda to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make amanda prank.

So my cousin s**... up bigtime

My cousin has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. Joseph Church, in Warwick, RI at 3 p.m. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'2, about 130 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

A blond man walks into a bar

He sees a very attractive woman sitting by herself, so he goes over to introduce himself.
"Hello miss, my name is Billy. Can I buy you a drink?"
She says, "I'm Amanda."
The man says, "Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, sir." and leaves.

Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John. Where is John's father?

Let M be the age in years of Amanda now.
Let C be the age in years of John now.
Then:
M = C + 21
M + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 21 + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 27 = 5C + 30
⟹ -3 = 4C
⟹ C = -3/4
John is -3/4 years old, which is -9 months old.
So, right now, John's father is inside Amanda.

What do you call a woman who gets a s**... change?

Amanda

Amanda: Fred, honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F. How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…

Fred: F is for face.

What's the worst name a t**... could choose?

Amanda

My 8 year old cousin asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

Amanda: "I want to tell you a joke. Okay:
A snowman wants to go on vacation.
He wants to go to Chile because he thinks it will be chilly--BUT--he actually lands in a bowl of chilli.
Then he dies."

Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her.

"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."
"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"
The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."

What do you call a female that had a s**... change?

Amanda

Amanda joke, Why should Caitlin Jenner's name be Amanda?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these amanda jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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