The Best 14 Aman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aman jokes. There are some aman nicks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aman dan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Aman Jokes and Puns

Hitler in a bar

A.man walks into a bar and sees Hitler there.
He goes up to Hitler and asks "So how many people have you killed?"

Hitler says "I have killed 6 million Jews and 2 clowns "

The man replies "Why did you kill 2 clowns?"

Hitler replies "See nobody cares about the Jews"

Sort of clean joke

Amanda Bynes changed her name to Da Bynes because she's an independent woman who don't need Aman

For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria

A nickname is Manda Tory

Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John. Where is John's father?

Let M be the age in years of Amanda now.

Let C be the age in years of John now.

Then:

M = C + 21
M + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 21 + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 27 = 5C + 30
⟹ -3 = 4C
⟹ C = -3/4

John is -3/4 years old, which is -9 months old.

So, right now, John's father is inside Amanda.

Aman comes home from work and his wife greats him at the door wearing a sexy French maid outfit.

He smiles as he is looking her up and down. High heels and fishnet stockings. Then he says Thanks for cleaning the house today honey.

Amanda: Fred, honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F. How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…

Fred: F is for face.

A Sikh walks into a bar..

and takes a seat.
Bartender: Are you relaxing?
Sikh: No, my name is Aman Singh.

Aman joke, A Sikh walks into a bar..

Hello, I'm Amanda Laurie-Anne!

Mando: Hi. Me too.

My Arabic friend was thinking about throwing his Gillete razors away but decided not to

In spite of everything, they're still the best Aman can get

Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her.

"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."

"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"

The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."

What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail?

Sex on the bleach.

You can explore aman sed reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean aman una dad jokes. There are also aman puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

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Why is "Amanda" the perfect name for a trans man?

Because she's a man, duh!

Amanda Knox...

But nobody answers

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