Aman Jokes

Following is our collection of sed humor and nicks one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aman puns for adults, dirty una jokes or clean dan gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aman

Hitler in a bar

A.man walks into a bar and sees Hitler there.
He goes up to Hitler and asks "So how many people have you killed?"

Hitler says "I have killed 6 million Jews and 2 clowns "

The man replies "Why did you kill 2 clowns?"

Hitler replies "See nobody cares about the Jews"

Sort of clean joke

Amanda Bynes changed her name to Da Bynes because she's an independent woman who don't need Aman

For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria

A nickname is Manda Tory

Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John. Where is John's father?

Let M be the age in years of Amanda now.

Let C be the age in years of John now.

Then:

M = C + 21
M + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 21 + 6 = 5(C + 6)
⟹ C + 27 = 5C + 30
⟹ -3 = 4C
⟹ C = -3/4

John is -3/4 years old, which is -9 months old.

So, right now, John's father is inside Amanda.

Amanda: Fred, honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F. How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…

Fred: F is for face.


Hello, I'm Amanda Laurie-Anne!

Mando: Hi. Me too.

A Sikh walks into a bar..

and takes a seat.
Bartender: Are you relaxing?
Sikh: No, my name is Aman Singh.

Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her.

"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."

"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"

The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."

My Arabic friend was thinking about throwing his Gillete razors away but decided not to

In spite of everything, they're still the best Aman can get

What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail?

Sex on the bleach.

Why is "Amanda" the perfect name for a trans man?

Because she's a man, duh!


Amanda Knox...

But nobody answers

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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