Amal Jokes
24 amal jokes and hilarious amal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Amal Short Jokes
Short amal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amal humour may include short adoption jokes also.
- Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
- Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
- Juan and Amal are twins, but their mother only carries around a picture of Juan. When asked why she replies, Once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
- I just found out that George Clooney's wife has a twin brother named Juan who looks exactly like her Some people say that once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
- Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries a photo of one of them because… …if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
- The Twins Ever heard of the twin boys seperated at birth? One was raised Spain and named Juan, the other in Egypt and named Amal.
They say, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. - Hey George Clooney, do you go to a store? Clooney: Why would I go to a store when I have AMAL?
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Amal One Liners
Which amal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amal? I can suggest the ones about picture and twin.
- Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
- What do you call a middle eastern elvis presley impersonator? Amal Shookup
- Here's the thing about George Clooney's wives... Once you've seen one, you've seen Amal.
- What do you call a Pakistani Elvis impersonator? Amal Shookup.
- Once you've seen one Clooney wife... you've seen Amal.
- George Clooney is an excellent Pokémon trainer He caught Amal
Uproarious Amal Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about amal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conjoined jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amal pranks.
A woman has twins...
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
My Friend Had Twins Over the Pandemic
I ran into her for the first time in ages and asked how the little ones were doing. She said Amal and Juan were just fine and were growing like weeds.
I asked to see a picture of them and she showed me a single baby on her phone.
Aren't there two of them? I asked.
She replied: Well if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
Mary and Sue are discussing good-looking boys in their high school.
Mary asks "Have you seen that new Mexican kid Amal Garcia?"
"Garcia?" Sue responds. "No, but I think I've seen his brother Juan"
Mary replies "They're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
Twins
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
My friend had twins last month, Amal and Juan
When I saw her at the store yesterday she only had a picture of one of the babies on her phone but she assured me, If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
A woman had twins and put them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in eygpt and was named Amal. The other goes to a family in spain who name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband replies "Don't be sad. They're twins, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption
One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband said "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
