Amadeus Jokes
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Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers?
They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"
What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?
Amadeus on my dais.
I had a one night stand with a girl the other night...
At the beginning of the night I played piano for her and she said I was just like Amadeus or Beethoven.
From that point on I knew she was never going to call me Bach.
Wolfgang Amadeus Moozart
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Mozart just did his second Ask Me Anything.
It was called AMAdeus.
What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?
Amadeus Vult!
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