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Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer...
This old guy and old lady are sitting in a nursing home when the guy turns to the woman and says "I bet you can't guess how old I am". The lady says "I'll bet I can, unzip your pants", so he does, she sticks her hand in, feels around, pulls her hand out and says "you're 83". The guy says "WOW! That's amazing! How'd you do that!?" the woman replies "you ask me the same question every day, Frank".
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says :"I've got bad news for you. You got AIDS and you got Alzheimer."
The man says :"Alzheimer,huh... well at least not AIDS"
...but at least I don't have alzheimers.
Alzheimer, granpa.
The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..."
The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?"
"You have Alzheimer's disease."
"Good heavens! What's the good news?"
"You can go home and forget about it!"
The Blair...Which project?
[Made my roomie laugh at least]
Doc: You have cancer and alzheimer.
Patient: That's fine, atleast i don't have cancer.
Alzheimer, Grandma.
Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer
Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!
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Forgot your password? Of course you did.
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
"Sonny, for the love of God I can't remember what's the name of that German fellow who keeps hiding stuff around the house?"
"It's Alzheimer, grandma. It's Alzheimer."
Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer
A doctor goes to his patient and tells him:"I have bad news for you.
First, you have cancer, and second, you have Alzheimer disease.
I am really sorry for you." The patient says:"At least I don't have cancer"
First of all, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror. Secondly, you can always enjoy an old joke as if you heard it for the first time. And finally, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror.
-At least I don't have Cancer...
I always keep forgetting unimportant things and my friend asked me: "Does someone in your family have alzheimer?"
Me: "Not that I would know..."
My friends starts laughing, I realize why and join in.
Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don't remember where.
Because they can't C#.
Patient looks at him and says: "At least I don't have cancer."
1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.
Doctor: Okay, I have 2 messages for you. The first one is, you have lung cancer, the second one, you have alzheimer.
Man: Thank god, atleast not cancer.
He gave black people beatiful white teeth but forgot about giving them reasons to smile
It's Alzheimers day on thursday...
After a lot of medical tests the doctor says to the patient:
"I have 2 bad news for you. First is, you have cancer. The second one is you have Alzheimer". To which the patient answers : " Thanks god its not cancer"
You run to the toilet but can't remember why.
I have Cancer and Alzheimer. Thank God I don't have Alzheimer.
But no one ever remember it
But of course no one remembered.
Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer...
You make new friends every day.
"Do you know how I got these scars?"
but at least I don't have Alzheimers!
I would rather drop a bit of my beer than forget to drink it!
What did the old man with Alzheimer say?
A boomerang.
The grandson replies "Alzheimer".
He found a fork in his pancake
His name is... umm... uhh... Alzheimer!
My doctor told me his name is Alzheimer.
"I wonder what's for lunch."
Patient: bad news first...
Doctor: you have Alzheimer.
Patient: and the good news??
Doctor: You won't remember when you leave the room
Wait... What was I talking about again?
To get to the other side
- Sir, the two test results are in and I'm afraid I have bad news. First of all, you have phase 8 terminal metastasized cancer.
- Oh no.. damned, this is not good.. what else?
- You also have quite a severe case of Alzheimer.
- oh thank god for that! I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer.
What is the difference between a pilot and a person with Alzheimer?
"It's Alzheimer, grandma".
just forget it.
Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer.
...but atleast you get to meet new people everyday.
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