Following is our collection of parkinson humor and amnesia one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alzheimer puns for adults, dirty elderly jokes or clean forget gags for kids.
There is an abundance of disease jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 50 funniest jokes on alzheimer. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any aids or alzheimers witze you can hear about alzheimer.
Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer...
A boomerang.
First of all, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror. Secondly, you can always enjoy an old joke as if you heard it for the first time. And finally, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror.
I always keep forgetting unimportant things and my friend asked me: "Does someone in your family have alzheimer?"
Me: "Not that I would know..."
My friends starts laughing, I realize why and join in.
1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.
To get to the other side
It's Alzheimers day on thursday...
But of course no one remembered.
The Blair...Which project?
[Made my roomie laugh at least]
A doctor goes to his patient and tells him:"I have bad news for you.
First, you have cancer, and second, you have Alzheimer disease.
I am really sorry for you." The patient says:"At least I don't have cancer"
-At least I don't have Cancer...
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
Alzheimer, Grandma.
- Sir, the two test results are in and I'm afraid I have bad news. First of all, you have phase 8 terminal metastasized cancer.
- Oh no.. damned, this is not good.. what else?
- You also have quite a severe case of Alzheimer.
- oh thank god for that! I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer.
Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!
Alzheimer, granpa.
The grandson replies "Alzheimer".
This old guy and old lady are sitting in a nursing home when the guy turns to the woman and says "I bet you can't guess how old I am". The lady says "I'll bet I can, unzip your pants", so he does, she sticks her hand in, feels around, pulls her hand out and says "you're 83". The guy says "WOW! That's amazing! How'd you do that!?" the woman replies "you ask me the same question every day, Frank".
What is the difference between a pilot and a person with Alzheimer?
Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer...
Patient looks at him and says: "At least I don't have cancer."
What did the old man with Alzheimer say?
I would rather drop a bit of my beer than forget to drink it!
Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don't remember where.
He gave black people beatiful white teeth but forgot about giving them reasons to smile
After a lot of medical tests the doctor says to the patient:
"I have 2 bad news for you. First is, you have cancer. The second one is you have Alzheimer". To which the patient answers : " Thanks god its not cancer"
"Do you know how I got these scars?"
Wait... What was I talking about again?
Doctor: Okay, I have 2 messages for you. The first one is, you have lung cancer, the second one, you have alzheimer.
Man: Thank god, atleast not cancer.
Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says :"I've got bad news for you. You got AIDS and you got Alzheimer."
The man says :"Alzheimer,huh... well at least not AIDS"
You make new friends every day.
but at least I don't have Alzheimers!
Because they can't C#.
The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..."
The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?"
"You have Alzheimer's disease."
"Good heavens! What's the good news?"
"You can go home and forget about it!"
Forgot your password? Of course you did.
Doc: You have cancer and alzheimer.
Patient: That's fine, atleast i don't have cancer.
Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer
But no one ever remember it
"Sonny, for the love of God I can't remember what's the name of that German fellow who keeps hiding stuff around the house?"
"It's Alzheimer, grandma. It's Alzheimer."
...but at least I don't have alzheimers.
You run to the toilet but can't remember why.
His name is... umm... uhh... Alzheimer!
He found a fork in his pancake
There are two types of old people.
My doctor told me his name is Alzheimer.
Wait, what was I talking about?
If I ever get Alzheimers...
Patient: bad news first...
Doctor: you have Alzheimer.
Patient: and the good news??
Doctor: You won't remember when you leave the room
"I wonder what's for lunch."
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.