Alumni Jokes

These are the 4 alumni jokes and hilarious alumni puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alumni that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Alumni Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good alumni joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I have a friend who always subtly mentions that he went to MIT

I simply hate his behavior. He'd somehow figure out a way to drop it into a conversation just to let people know he's an MIT alumni.
He's always been like this. Even when we were in college together.

How many Oxford alumni are needed to change a lightbulb?

One, and the rest to brag about it.

College is a waste of time.

Alumni newsletter contains no n**....

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these alumni jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of alumni puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !