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Alumni Jokes

4 alumni jokes and hilarious alumni puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alumni that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Alumni Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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I have a friend who always subtly mentions that he went to MIT

I simply hate his behavior. He'd somehow figure out a way to drop it into a conversation just to let people know he's an MIT alumni.
He's always been like this. Even when we were in college together.

How many Oxford alumni are needed to change a lightbulb?

One, and the rest to brag about it.

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College is a waste of time.

Alumni newsletter contains no n**....

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

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