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Aluminum Jokes

34 aluminum jokes and hilarious aluminum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aluminum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this article for some hilarious jokes about aluminum and its compounds! Featuring puns about aluminum foil, aluminum cans, magnesium, hydrogen, and oxide, this article will have you rolling on the floor!

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Funniest Aluminum Short Jokes

Short aluminum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aluminum humour may include short copper jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between iron man and aluminum man" Iron man stops bad guys. Aluminum man foils their plans.
  2. Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing.
  3. What is the difference between Aluminum-man and Iron man? Aluminum-man will try to foil your plans.
  4. What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron man stops criminals. Aluminum man just foils their plans.
  5. What did the copper anode say to the aluminum cathode, prior to electroplating? Al Cu later
  6. Apple should be commended for using recycled materials in their products. Recycled plastics, recycled aluminum... ...even their phone designs are recycled
  7. Scientists have developed a new, more efficient process for smelting aluminum. They were thinking outside the bauxite.
  8. If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life... They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.
  9. Why can't the evil elements Tin and Aluminum take over the world? Because their plans are always foiled!
  10. What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the villains but Aluminum Man just foils their plans.

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Aluminum One Liners

Which aluminum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aluminum? I can suggest the ones about alloys and almond.

  1. If I could be any super hero I'd be Aluminum man That way I could foil the bad guys
  2. Why does aluminum make a great bad guy? Because it is easily foiled.
  3. When you have just enough aluminum... ...you have the aluminimum.
  4. What do you do after you eat aluminum foil? You sheet metal
  5. What do you call Tintin's enemy? Aluminum foil
  6. Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math? They have trouble forming solutions.
  7. Why did the man who worked at an aluminum can factory quit his job? It was soda pressing.
  8. What do you call a metallic monthly earning? Aluminum wage.
  9. How do you change aluminum to gold? You bend the l.
  10. What do you call a metal band that only plays at high school reunions? The Alum-inums
  11. What group do aluminum products belong to? The Aluminatti.

Aluminum Can Jokes

Here is a list of funny aluminum can jokes and even better aluminum can puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole? Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.
  • Did you hear about the architect who only had aluminum sheets for stationary? His plans were foiled.
  • What do you call a baby horse, wrapped in aluminum, who was stopped from committing his dastardly plan? A Foiled Foil Foal
  • How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child? Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
  • I've been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I'm going to write a whitepaper on my results. It's titled The f**... Matter.
Aluminum joke, I've been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I'm going to write

Comical Aluminum Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about aluminum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean steel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aluminum pranks.

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."
The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

I called a friend and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed...
Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

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I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed. In further conversation, I learned that he was "washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision."

Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...

About his girlfriend Oxide. Aluminum told Iron that he should just dump her. "You don't need that kind of negativity in your life", he said. So Iron took his advice and sent Oxide packing, but Aluminum swooped in immediately after and started seeing Oxide himself.
Needless to say, things got a little heated and Iron had a total meltdown.

Aluminum joke, Why can't the evil elements Tin and Aluminum take over the world?