The Best 21 Aluminum Jokes

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Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had.

It's just soda pressing.

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."

The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

I called a friend and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...

Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

Aluminum joke, I called a friend and asked what he was doing.

If I could be any super hero I'd be Aluminum man

That way I could foil the bad guys

Why does aluminum make a great bad guy?

Because it is easily foiled.


What did the copper anode say to the aluminum cathode, prior to electroplating?

Al Cu later

Scientists have developed a new, more efficient process for smelting aluminum.

They were thinking outside the bauxite.

Aluminum joke, Scientists have developed a new, more efficient process for smelting aluminum.

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I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed. In further conversation, I learned that he was "washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision."

When you have just enough aluminum...

...you have the aluminimum.

What do you do after you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal

I've been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I'm going to write a whitepaper on my results.

It's titled The FeCAl Matter.

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Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...

About his girlfriend Oxide. Aluminum told Iron that he should just dump her. "You don't need that kind of negativity in your life", he said. So Iron took his advice and sent Oxide packing, but Aluminum swooped in immediately after and started seeing Oxide himself.

Needless to say, things got a little heated and Iron had a total meltdown.

If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life...

They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.

Why can't the evil elements Tin and Aluminum take over the world?

Because their plans are always foiled!

What do you call Tintin's enemy?

Aluminum foil

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Aluminum joke, Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole?

Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.

Why did the man who worked at an aluminum can factory quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

Iron Man stops the villains but Aluminum Man just foils their plans.


Did you hear about the architect who only had aluminum sheets for stationary?

His plans were foiled.

What do you call a baby horse, wrapped in aluminum, who was stopped from committing his dastardly plan?

A Foiled Foil Foal

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