Aluminum Foil Jokes
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What's the difference between iron man and aluminum man"
Iron man stops bad guys. Aluminum man foils their plans.
Why does aluminum make a great bad guy?
Because it is easily foiled.
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Why can't the evil elements Tin and Aluminum take over the world?
Because their plans are always foiled!
What do you call Tintin's enemy?
Aluminum foil
Did you hear about the architect who only had aluminum sheets for stationary?
His plans were foiled.
What do you call a baby horse, wrapped in aluminum, who was stopped from committing his dastardly plan?
A Foiled Foil Foal
Little Johnny is in class and his teacher is teaching about description. She reaches into a bag and feels around. She says "Sally, what I'm feeling something round and firm, what is it?"
Sally says "a ball" and teacher says "nope it's an orange". The teacher then reaches in and goes " what I'm feeling is smooth and flat and flexible, David, what is it?"David says"a piece of paper?" "No" goes the teacher "a piece of aluminum foil" Johnny stands up, reaches into his pocket and goes" teacher! I'm feeling something long hard with a firm pink tip, what am I feeling?" Teacher shouts"JOHNNY THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Johnny says" nope it's a pencil"
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