Aluminum Can Jokes

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These are our top aluminum can puns. Have fun with a good aluminum can joke in English with simple aluminum can humour.

  1. What's the difference between iron man and aluminum man" Iron man stops bad guys. Aluminum man foils their plans.
  2. Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing.
  3. What is the difference between Aluminum-man and Iron man? Aluminum-man will try to foil your plans.
  4. What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron man stops criminals. Aluminum man just foils their plans.
  5. What did the copper anode say to the aluminum cathode, prior to electroplating? Al Cu later
  6. Apple should be commended for using recycled materials in their products. Recycled plastics, recycled aluminum... ...even their phone designs are recycled
  7. Scientists have developed a new, more efficient process for smelting aluminum. They were thinking outside the bauxite.
  8. If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life... They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.
  9. Why can't the evil elements Tin and Aluminum take over the world? Because their plans are always foiled!
  10. What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the villains but Aluminum Man just foils their plans.

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Aluminum Can One Liners

Which aluminum can dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aluminum can?

  1. If I could be any super hero I'd be Aluminum man That way I could foil the bad guys
  2. Why does aluminum make a great bad guy? Because it is easily foiled.
  3. When you have just enough aluminum... have the aluminimum.
  4. What do you do after you eat aluminum foil? You sheet metal
  5. What do you call Tintin's enemy? Aluminum foil
  6. Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math? They have trouble forming solutions.
  7. Why did the man who worked at an aluminum can factory quit his job? It was soda pressing.
  8. What do you call a metallic monthly earning? Aluminum wage.
  9. How do you change aluminum to gold? You bend the l.
  10. What do you call a metal band that only plays at high school reunions? The Alum-inums
  11. What group do aluminum products belong to? The Aluminatti.

Aluminum Can Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about aluminum can to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make aluminum can prank.

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."
The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

I called a friend and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed...
Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

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I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed. In further conversation, I learned that he was "washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision."

I've been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I'm going to write a whitepaper on my results.

It's titled The f**... Matter.

Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...

About his girlfriend Oxide. Aluminum told Iron that he should just dump her. "You don't need that kind of negativity in your life", he said. So Iron took his advice and sent Oxide packing, but Aluminum swooped in immediately after and started seeing Oxide himself.
Needless to say, things got a little heated and Iron had a total meltdown.

Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole?

Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.

Did you hear about the architect who only had aluminum sheets for stationary?

His plans were foiled.

What do you call a baby horse, wrapped in aluminum, who was stopped from committing his dastardly plan?

A Foiled Foil Foal

A Man and is Wife are Expecting a Baby.

He finally gets the call while at work and starts driving to the hospital. As he gets closer, he gets more and more anxious, thinking about the baby, his wife, whether it's a boy or a girl, etc. But as he's driving he hits a curb. The car's springs break, jutting through the floor and impaling him through the legs with twisted steel and aluminum. He can tell he's losing a lot of blood, so he calls his wife and tells her what's going on. She hangs up and says to the nurse, "my husband is so sweet, he just called me to say 'the suspension is killing me!'"

Little Johnny is in class and his teacher is teaching about description. She reaches into a bag and feels around. She says "Sally, what I'm feeling something round and firm, what is it?"

Sally says "a ball" and teacher says "nope it's an orange". The teacher then reaches in and goes " what I'm feeling is smooth and flat and flexible, David, what is it?"David says"a piece of paper?" "No" goes the teacher "a piece of aluminum foil" Johnny stands up, reaches into his pocket and goes" teacher! I'm feeling something long hard with a firm pink tip, what am I feeling?" Teacher shouts"JOHNNY THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Johnny says" nope it's a pencil"

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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