Giggle-Inducing Aluminium Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
Old School Friend
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now. He replied that he was currently working on:
*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man.
My superpower would be foiling crime.
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.
He replied that he was currently working on:
\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities
Its soda-pressing.
What happens when you eat aluminium foil?
You sheet metal
I got ripped off at the amusement park.
A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
Turns out it's made of aluminium.
Why was the thief unsuccessful in stealing some aluminium?
His plans were foiled
I know understand why Americans spell aluminium, aeroplane and colour different to the British...
They were saving up to give the WHO an I.O.U
A gypsy is doing his driving test.
The instructor asks him: What road sign is that?
The gypsy replies: Aluminium
How does a chicken see the aluminium all around him?
Bauxite.
I hate passwords
Create new password: Aluminium
Confirm new password: Aluminium
Passwords don't match.
(I do know it is a take on an older joke)
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If I could be any superhero, I'd be Aluminium Man...
My superpower would be foiling crime...
