The Best 11 Aluminium Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aluminium jokes. There are some aluminium flak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aluminium strategic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aluminium Jokes and Puns

Old School Friend

I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now. He replied that he was currently working on:

*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment*

I was impressed......

On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.

If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man.

My superpower would be foiling crime.

I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.

He replied that he was currently working on:

\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*

I was impressed......

On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities

Its soda-pressing.

I got ripped off at the amusement park.

A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.

Turns out it's made of aluminium.


What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

I know understand why Americans spell aluminium, aeroplane and colour different to the British...

They were saving up to give the WHO an I.O.U

A gypsy is doing his driving test.

The instructor asks him: What road sign is that?

The gypsy replies: Aluminium

How does a chicken see the aluminium all around him?

Bauxite.

I hate passwords

Create new password: Aluminium

Confirm new password: Aluminium

Passwords don't match.



(I do know it is a take on an older joke)

If I could be any superhero, I'd be Aluminium Man...

My superpower would be foiling crime...

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aluminium superhero jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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