Aluminium Jokes
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Old School Friend
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now. He replied that he was currently working on:
*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man.
My superpower would be foiling crime.
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.
He replied that he was currently working on:
\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities
Its soda-pressing.
I got ripped off at the amusement park.
A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
Turns out it's made of aluminium.
What happens when you eat aluminium foil?
You sheet metal
Why was the thief unsuccessful in stealing some aluminium?
His plans were foiled
I know understand why Americans spell aluminium, aeroplane and colour different to the British...
They were saving up to give the WHO an I.O.U
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