Aluminium Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aluminium jokes. Read aluminium flak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aluminium strategic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Aluminium Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

Old School Friend

I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now. He replied that he was currently working on:

*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment*

I was impressed......

On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.

If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man.

My superpower would be foiling crime.

I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.

He replied that he was currently working on:

\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*

I was impressed......

On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities

Its soda-pressing.

I got ripped off at the amusement park.

A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.

Turns out it's made of aluminium.

What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

Why was the thief unsuccessful in stealing some aluminium?

His plans were foiled

I know understand why Americans spell aluminium, aeroplane and colour different to the British...

They were saving up to give the WHO an I.O.U

A gypsy is doing his driving test.

The instructor asks him: What road sign is that?

The gypsy replies: Aluminium

How does a chicken see the aluminium all around him?

Bauxite.

I hate passwords

Create new password: Aluminium

Confirm new password: Aluminium

Passwords don't match.



(I do know it is a take on an older joke)

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If I could be any superhero, I'd be Aluminium Man...

My superpower would be foiling crime...

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