Altright Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Altright jokes. There are some altright minority jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these altright scunthorpe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Delightful Fun Altright Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What political group does Matthew McConaughey associate with?

Alt-right alt-right alt-riiight

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

These Alt-Right people should

Ctrl+Alt-Right+Delete themselves from American society, Am I right?!

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Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights?

Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright.

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?


Altright joke, What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Using high powered gamma rays, creatures on Mars have established total mind control over Donald. And Hillary. And the liberal press. And the Alt-right.

Hey, all I know is what I read on Facebook.

(But it explains everything!)

Worried about America's future?

Don't worry, everything will be alt-right.

Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong.

They're just alt-right.

A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America.

I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work.

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What does the Alt-Right drink?

White whine.

Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers?

Because they Alt-Right instead.

What do you say to a bunch of worried Trump supporters?

"Don't worry, everything is going to be alt-right."

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

Matthew McConaughey set to guest edit Breibart news next week

Alt-Right Alt-Right Alt-Right

Altright joke, Matthew McConaughey set to guest edit Breibart news next week

Alt-Right does nothing for our Word

Ctrl-Right, though, moves us to a whole new Word.

Obligatory I'm here all day.

The alt-right can't be nazis

Their grammar is terrible!

What did the stoner liberal say to the conservative?

Alt-right alt-right alt-right

There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.


I talked to Milo yesterday to see how he was doing...

He said he's "alt-right."

What's a Republican's favorite keyboard command?


What do you call an Alt-Right superhero who can run very fast?

The Fash.

The Nazis were right.

Alt-right too be exact.

Why does the alt-right hate snowflakes so much?

It gives them Stalingrad flashbacks.

We have the alt-right, and the new right

When do we get the third right?

Altright joke, We have the alt-right, and the new right

Who did Matthew McConaughey blame in the protests in Charlottesville?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Don't worry about Steve Bannon

He'll be alt-right

Why is the key next to the space bar on Trump's keyboard always in pristine condition?

Because no matter the circumstances, he'll never put pressure on the alt-right

What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child?


Richard Spencer is the Kim Kardashian of the alt-right...

I have no idea why he's famous and I only know his name because some dude pounded him on video.

How did the Tinder user get stuck on a date with a neo-Nazi?

She swiped alt-right.

What do you call a radical Matthew McConaughey?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

A Socialist, a Communist, and a Liberal together at a table in a bar, what do you get?

An alt-right.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to his daughter's fiancee?

You're an alt-right guy.

What keyboard shortcut is the most racist?

Forward (Alt+Right Arrow)

What is Matthew Mcconaughey's political stance?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right...

In an upcoming film, Matthew McConaughey is going to play a Neo-Nazi

He's gonna be alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

TIL there's a cheat code in the PC version of GTA V which when you trigger it, will cause your character to kill minorities.


Did you hear about Kanye's latest album?

It was alt-right.

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

altright, altright, altright

Why did Matthew McConaughey become a neo-nazi?

Because he is

What's a nazi's favorite button combo on a keyboard?


I'll see myself out.

A man proudly sporting an I Love Trump pin passes a liberal man on the sidewalk. As he does so, he trips and falls.

Oh my god! Exclaims the liberal, Are you alt-right?

I don't know what the fuss is about Alt-Right.

Personally, I always use Alt-Left, Ctrl-Left and Shift-Left

Turns out Matthew McCoughnehey is a racist...

... I guess we should've known he was part of the alt-right alt-right alt-right.

If racism is wrong...

I don't wanna be alt-right

I heard that right before Louis C.K. went on stage his manager asked him how he was feeling.

Louis replied, "I'm doing alt-right."

What was the mans opinion on Nazis?

They're alt-right.

How does Fox News greet it's watchers?

Good afternoon folks, I hope you've been doing alt-right!

What does the alt-right drink?

White powerade

I recently saw an interview with an alt-right activist on BBC...

He says that all these immigrants are taking their houses, taking their jobs, invading their government, trying to get them to assimilate their culture, and not trying to be British

Idk man seems kinda British to me

Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?

To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right.

Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...

Matthew McConaughey considering a run for Texas Governor.

He's planning to run on an alt-right, alt-right, alt-right platform.

What do you get when you cross Matthew McConaughey and Mitch McConnell?

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the altright sympathizer puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

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