Alton Towers Jokes

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Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers?

Admission now costs an arm and a leg!

Alton towers changed its name!

To leg - go land

Alton towers

The only theme park where you can get either a single or return ticket

Why did the quadruple amputee go to Alton Towers?

He had nothing to lose.

Alton Towers? More like Leg Go Land.

I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride

The Air Ambulance.

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