The Best 8 Altoids Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Altoids jokes. There are some altoids recipe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these altoids fig puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Altoids Jokes and Puns

Two men are lost in the desert

Two men are lost in the desert. They are both severely dehydrated and extremely hungry. While stumbling over a particularly large sand dune, one man spots a tin of fig-flavored altoids.
Desperate for any sustenance, he stumbles ahead and grabs the tin, but realizes it was only a mirage.

He turned to the man behind him and said, "I guess it was just a fig mint of my imagination."

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank-ass breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.

Illu-mint-ati Confirmed.

I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day..

must have been a figment of my imagination.

What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids?

An Eggs-Berry-Mint


This is a Mitch Hedberg inspired joke

So I was moving a refrigerator and I needed some extra strength. Instead of grabbing some Tylenol, I snagged a couple of Altoids instead. Cause I'll admit, I was curious...

I found a vintage Altoids box from the 60s in my attic,

it was in mint condition

One time my ex looked into a tin of Altoids

It was ex sight mint!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the altoids oreo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working altoids toblerone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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