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Two men are lost in the desert

Two men are lost in the desert. They are both severely dehydrated and extremely hungry. While stumbling over a particularly large sand dune, one man spots a tin of fig-flavored altoids.
Desperate for any sustenance, he stumbles ahead and grabs the tin, but realizes it was only a mirage.
He turned to the man behind him and said, "I guess it was just a fig mint of my imagination."

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.
The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank-a**... breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.
Illu-mint-ati Confirmed.

I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day..

must have been a figment of my imagination.

What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids?

An Eggs-berry-Mint

This is a Mitch Hedberg inspired joke

So I was moving a refrigerator and I needed some extra strength. Instead of grabbing some Tylenol, I snagged a couple of Altoids instead. Cause I'll admit, I was curious...

I found a vintage Altoids box from the 60s in my attic,

it was in mint condition


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