Altoids Jokes

Following is our collection of shaker humor and recipe one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Altoids puns for adults, dirty twix jokes or clean fig gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Altoids

Two men are lost in the desert

Two men are lost in the desert. They are both severely dehydrated and extremely hungry. While stumbling over a particularly large sand dune, one man spots a tin of fig-flavored altoids.
Desperate for any sustenance, he stumbles ahead and grabs the tin, but realizes it was only a mirage.

He turned to the man behind him and said, "I guess it was just a fig mint of my imagination."

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day..

must have been a figment of my imagination.

What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids?

An Eggs-Berry-Mint

This is a Mitch Hedberg inspired joke

So I was moving a refrigerator and I needed some extra strength. Instead of grabbing some Tylenol, I snagged a couple of Altoids instead. Cause I'll admit, I was curious...


I found a vintage Altoids box from the 60s in my attic,

it was in mint condition

One time my ex looked into a tin of Altoids

It was ex sight mint!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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