Altoid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Altoid jokes. There are some altoid matchbox jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these altoid consumers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Fun Altoid Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

My dad found an Altoid tin in his attic and told me it was worth over $400.

He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition.

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

What does Altoid mean?

I've always wondered what that word mint

I ate a rainbow-colored Altoid

It was bi-curiously strong.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the altoid peppermint puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working altoid oreo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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