The Best 9 Altogether Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Altogether jokes. There are some altogether areas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these altogether unite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Altogether Jokes and Puns

A wise man once said...

"If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."

However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.

Today my son was sent home from school for receiving a hand-job from a girl in his class for the third time this year. Each time this has happened he has been given a stern talking to from the principal and had to change schools.

Tired of constantly moving around, I said to him "Son if this keeps happening
they are going to ban you from teaching altogether."

No Nut November is gonna be super easy this year.

I decided to stop eating nuts altogether. It was cutting into my masturbation time too much.

My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol...

...or better yet, stop driving altogether.

I've started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...

Then…hey…pesto!


My friend seemed sad. He told me his wife cut him down to once a week

Apparently I was wrong. He didn't cheer up at all when I told him I know three guys she cut out altogether.

What do you get when you put a hugs, illiteracy, running shoes, and money altogether?

The douche bag Manny Pacquiao shouldn't have lost to.

what's black and white and altogether catchy?

Ebony and ivory.

Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them...

-Are they enemies or friends?

-They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the altogether practically jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working altogether greed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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