Happy Altogether Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
A wise man once said...
"If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.
Today my son was sent home from school for receiving a hand-job from a girl in his class for the third time this year. Each time this has happened he has been given a stern talking to from the principal and had to change schools.
Tired of constantly moving around, I said to him "Son if this keeps happening
they are going to ban you from teaching altogether."
No Nut November is gonna be super easy this year.
I decided to stop eating nuts altogether. It was cutting into my m**... time too much.
My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol...
...or better yet, stop driving altogether.
I've started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...
Then…hey…pesto!
Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them...
-Are they enemies or friends?
-They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether.
My friend seemed sad. He told me his wife cut him down to once a week
Apparently I was wrong. He didn't cheer up at all when I told him I know three guys she cut out altogether.
what's black and white and altogether catchy?
Ebony and ivory.
What do you get when you put a hugs, illiteracy, running shoes, and money altogether?
The d**... bag Manny Pacquiao shouldn't have lost to.
