Alto Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alto jokes. There are some alto sax jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alto hasselhoff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Laughter Alto Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

How can you tell when an alto is trying to break into your house?

They can't find the key and they don't know where to come in.

I just learned how to play both Alto & Tenor Saxaphones.

I'm Bi-Saxual!

Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?

Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)

What does Altoid mean?

I've always wondered what that word mint

Part of our choir got kidnapped last week!

Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they can't reach it.

Alto joke, How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A soprano and an alto are performing a duet.

After the performance, they meet up to talk about how they did.

After some time, they come to a conclusion that they weren't on the same wavelength.

Oh god, someone stole my saxophone!

It's grand theft alto!

Alton towers changed its name!

To leg - go land

I'm currently dating a girl called Susan Alto who has a single mum. She's invited me to her house for Christmas eve since her mother will be upstairs sleeping.

I might kiss her under Ms Alto.

You can explore alto saxophone reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean alto woodwind dad jokes. There are also alto puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alto tuner puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alto feliz piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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