The Best 10 Alto Jokes

Following is our collection of Alto jokes which are very funny. There are some alto sax jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alto hasselhoff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Alto Jokes and Puns

How can you tell when an alto is trying to break into your house?

They can't find the key and they don't know where to come in.

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

What does Altoid mean?

I've always wondered what that word mint

Part of our choir got kidnapped last week!

Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.


Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?


Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)


How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they can't reach it.

A soprano and an alto are performing a duet.

After the performance, they meet up to talk about how they did.

After some time, they come to a conclusion that they weren't on the same wavelength.

Alton towers changed its name!

To leg - go land

I'm currently dating a girl called Susan Alto who has a single mum. She's invited me to her house for Christmas eve since her mother will be upstairs sleeping.

I might kiss her under Ms Alto.

Oh god, someone stole my saxophone!

It's grand theft alto!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alto tuner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alto feliz piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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