Following is our collection of saxophone humor and sax one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alto puns for adults, dirty woodwind jokes or clean hasselhoff gags for kids.
There is an abundance of tuner jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on alto. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any feliz witze you can hear about alto.
They can't find the key and they don't know where to come in.
Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.
I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this joke while on vacation in Mexico at Christmas time:
I have no idea how to do accents - My Spanish is pretty much just spoken...
Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?
Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)
I've always wondered what that word mint
Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.
None, they can't reach it.
After the performance, they meet up to talk about how they did.
After some time, they come to a conclusion that they weren't on the same wavelength.
To leg - go land
I might kiss her under Ms Alto.
It's grand theft alto!
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.