Alto Jokes

Following is our collection of saxophone humor and sax one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alto puns for adults, dirty woodwind jokes or clean hasselhoff gags for kids.

There is an abundance of tuner jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on alto. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any feliz witze you can hear about alto.

The Best jokes about Alto

How can you tell when an alto is trying to break into your house?

They can't find the key and they don't know where to come in.

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)

I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this joke while on vacation in Mexico at Christmas time:
I have no idea how to do accents - My Spanish is pretty much just spoken...
Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?
Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)

What does Altoid mean?

I've always wondered what that word mint

Part of our choir got kidnapped last week!

Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.


How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they can't reach it.

A soprano and an alto are performing a duet.

After the performance, they meet up to talk about how they did.

After some time, they come to a conclusion that they weren't on the same wavelength.

Alton towers changed its name!

To leg - go land

I'm currently dating a girl called Susan Alto who has a single mum. She's invited me to her house for Christmas eve since her mother will be upstairs sleeping.

I might kiss her under Ms Alto.

Oh god, someone stole my saxophone!

It's grand theft alto!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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