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Alternatively you could pick her up in a Mercedes and crash into a wall.
Why are cows the most forgiving animals?
Because forgiveness is bovine.
Alternatively: because they're always ready to turn the udder cheek.
Why is it best to hug a cow right after it eats?
Because then it's extra cuddly.
I knew this guy whose favorite thing was to cover a cow's eyes. He just loved to make them low and behold.
You know what makes cow puns so great?
You can always come up with an udder one.
Hehe... 'screw'
Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
One.
Germans are efficient and have no sense of humor. Alternatively, none. The lightbulb should never die.
I always get stuck with the ones no one wants.
Alternatively...
Women are like parking spaces
All the good ones are taken and the rest are either handicapped or way too far out there.
And if there's a good one then somebody just pulled out.
A man got into a car accident and was rushed to hospital. At the hospital, the man's doctor declares him to be brain-dead. Soon, the man's wife shows up at the hospital. The doctor gives the wife the bad news.
"What now?! What are my options?" Sobs the wife.
The doctor replies, "Well, unfortunately, you have two options. You can ship him off to a long-term care centre and hope for the best. Or, alternatively, you can sign this form to unplug him and donate his organs. In my opinion, I believe that organ donation is the no-brainer option."
Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out
Alternatively: an arm and a leg
Herring Loss.
Alternatively:
Q: Why was it so difficult for the old man to reel in his fish?
A: He was hard of herring.
Q: How can fish just ignore you completely?
A: They just tuna you out.
Q: Why is Timmy afraid to go out to sea?
A: Lassie had to get help after he fell down a whale.
Cos sec sin!
Alternatively: cosecant sine
Thanks /u/mephysteaux
I came up with this while studying, I should probably keep doing that.
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