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omelettes would still be a seriously messed up thing to eat.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
I'm a huge fan.
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Because the other program mars one's odds of survival.
ALT=ernative.
A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)
Medicine.
But the alternative is boring!
"Quack!"
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball...
Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
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but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A moss-cow.
Alternative answer: dead.
A company in India is coming out with a competitive PayPal alternative called PayMyFriend.
That'd be great.
It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears.
Rage Upon the Latrine
The computer picked up a 80-year-old one-legged man from mental hospital in Georgia.
When he was asked: "How could you be a better alternative? You are older than any of them, sicker than Clinton and even more insane than Trump?", he answered:
"Well, maybe because I'm honest about it"
There is no alternative.
Will do now that Funny Jokes has an alternative.
Who am I kidding? We all know they never do anything.
Facts.
I don't have a 8am meeting on a Monday. My calendar shows an "alternative schedule".
Some are just alternative right
I've just got an alternative sexuality.
An alternative fax.
Alternative facts.
Sherbert!
Fax
I just gave "alternative" answers on a few problems.
Now I have alternative facts all over me.
*Alternative Feline*
I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".
Alternative fax.
Trump got angry with computers again, and ordered that White House staff are no longer allowed to use email to communicate.
Conway calmed him down and came up with a work-around. White House staff can continue using email, but in order not to anger Trump, they have to call it by a different name:
"Alternative Fax"
also known as Alternative Citizens.
Patient - "No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please"
Doctor - "Money-wise, you are now set for life"
And she said "oh you mean my alternative fax?"
Trump: From now on, 2+2 will equal 5.
Reuters: But that can't be right, 2+2=4. We proved that, too!
Trump: You can say 2+2=4, but this is alternative math.
Alternative snacks
Alternative Rock
He used the alternative fax.
They'll be using alternative fax instead
Alternative fads
If you would like to speak to the Federal government, you'll need an alternative fax
My neighbours liked it so much, that they threw my window in with a brick, so they could hear it better.
Alternative Fax
I told her yes... and it's riveting.
No matter what they do, I'm sure they'll always provide alternative medicine.
Alternative Fax.
Alternative Fax.
The Bible
They even have to use an alternative fax machine.
They replaced it with an alternative fax machine.
He was attacked by The Garlics
But then I learned it meant something different.
His all-in-one printer broke down, so he's had to use some alternative fax.
A patient with insomnia goes to a doctor. (Russian Joke)
P: "Doc, I just can't fall asleep. Thousands of thoughts enter my mind and I stay awake through the night."
Doc: "here take (MiraLax - or alternative strong laxative) and it should help you"
P:" will this help me fall asleep?
Doc: "No, but you will only have one thing on your mind"
Sorry, translated this from Russian, may not be as funny in English
The price was jaw-dropping.
...but the alternative blows.
Simon and GarFunkAl.
Written by Francis Scott Off-Key
It seems saner.
ey... Go fund yourself!
Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
They gave me a No Bell prize
Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.
Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...
Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...
is the alternative.
Alternative energy.
my name is Nell.
i walk the moon.
i see the sun,
the stars and soon,
i say
oh dam.
i say
oh drat.
i say
oh no.
the erf is flat.
Alternative fax
I guess I'll have to find an alternative to ethanol as a solvent for my capsaicin extractions.
I thought she was my wife 2 b?
They'll use alternative fax.
They call it ouid .
That's just her alternative face
I think its BP.
Beets the alternative.
It sure is hard to keep lit.
The alternative is still water.
Last week was tree leaves this week it's lettuce. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!
A cheap alternative would be deer testicles, which one can easily find under a buck.
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