Alternate Universe Jokes

These are 17 alternate universe jokes and hilarious alternate universe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alternate universe that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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  1. Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes... ... they are calling them "parallelograms".
  2. Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
  3. I want to move to whichever alternative universe The Onion get their headlines from... It seems saner.
  4. Somewhere in an alternate universe... A bunch of chickens are stuck at a lame wedding doing the 'Human Dance.'
  5. In a alternative universe where humans lay eggs. omelettes would still be a seriously messed up thing to eat.
  6. In an alternate universe, humans with an extra cromossome are gods, each responsible for a physical property. It has been this way since the Down of time.
  7. In an alternate universe, Shakespeare's writings are the easiest to understand But basic dialogue... is for prose.
  8. I believe there is another reality where I did really well in college. I call it my Alternate University Theory.
  9. Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince
    but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince
  10. In an alternate universe, Michael Bay directed Transgenders. The tagline was "Females in disguise."

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  1. 2020 was like... an alternate universe where we were all living in Florida.
  2. A doctor told me I have dementia So I said: Yeah, and I live in an alternate universe.
  3. If you bring back Australian gold from an alternate universe. You have AU AU Au.

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Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the n**...'s empire reaches to all four corners of the universe...

They've become a Reichtangle.

In an alternate universe, the Curiosity rover launch moments after lift-off.

As the rover exploded mid air, the broken pieces of Curiosity fell back to the face of Earth and scattered across the land. Unfortunately, a particularly sharp piece just happened to impale a cat walking about outside.
They said that Curiosity killed the cat.

In alternate universe, Robert De Niro was a special council assigned to investigate the election. Once his report was done,

he released the report at least 3 times, at least 3 times, at least 3 times.

In an alternate universe, Lara Croft works in an abortion clinic...

She is called the w**... Raider

In an alternate universe where Sean Connery has a gay b**... f**..., what does he say as he switches positions with his sub boyfriend?

You're the man now, dog!

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