The Best 8 Alternate Ending Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alternate Ending jokes. There are some alternate ending jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alternate ending puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Alternate Ending Jokes and Puns

Why did the EA executive cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out!
Alternate ending available if you purchase the season pass!

I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook

where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.

I read a joke about an alternate ending to Peter Pan where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter Pan back to London in a body bag.

Not very funny and quite dark, but it requires a dead Pan delivery

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it.

**Alternate Ending**

One, but it takes him fifty tries.

I just read that in an alternate ending to Beauty and the Beast the Beast turns ravenous and eats Cogsworth

He was delicious, but the whole process was time consuming.


In Texas, going to a chili cook-off is an acceptable alternative to church

Either way you end up sitting in a pew

Shouldn't this be sold without an end piece?

Alternatively, would it be culturally insensitive to make a bunch of toast at once in the oven?

Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alternate ending jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alternate ending piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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