Hilarious Alternate Ending Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
Why did the EA executive cross the road?
Buy the DLC to find out!
Alternate ending available if you purchase the season pass!
I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook
where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.
I read a joke about an alternate ending to Peter Pan where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter Pan back to London in a body bag.
Not very funny and quite dark, but it requires a dead Pan delivery
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it.
**Alternate Ending**
One, but it takes him fifty tries.
I just read that in an alternate ending to Beauty and the Beast the Beast turns ravenous and eats Cogsworth
He was delicious, but the whole process was time consuming.
In Texas, going to a chili cook-off is an acceptable alternative to church
Either way you end up sitting in a pew
Shouldn't this be sold without an end piece?
Alternatively, would it be culturally insensitive to make a bunch of toast at once in the oven?
Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
