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Alternate Ending Jokes

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Why did the EA executive cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out!
Alternate ending available if you purchase the season pass!

I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook

where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.

I read a joke about an alternate ending to Peter Pan where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter Pan back to London in a body bag.

Not very funny and quite dark, but it requires a dead Pan delivery

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it.
**Alternate Ending**
One, but it takes him fifty tries.

I just read that in an alternate ending to beauty and the beast the Beast turns ravenous and eats Cogsworth

He was delicious, but the whole process was time consuming.

In Texas, going to a chili cook-off is an acceptable alternative to church

Either way you end up sitting in a pew

Shouldn't this be sold without an end piece?

Alternatively, would it be culturally insensitive to make a bunch of toast at once in the oven?

Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

Alternative "For every day that ends in why?"

For every day that ends with your mom.

Engineer, Physicist and Mathematician

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are sleeping in their respective hotel rooms when a problem with the hotel's electrical system causes sparks to fly from the sockets and catch fire to the wastepaper basket.
The engineer wakes up from the alarm, sees what is going on and runs to the bathroom. He fills a bucket with water, which he throws onto the wastepaper basket. Relieved that the fire is out, he goes back to bed.
The physicist wakes up from the alarm and sees what is going on. He grabs a pad of paper and a pencil, and works out how much water he will need to put out the fire. He then goes to the bathroom and fills a bucket with the precise amount of water he needs (accounting for measurement error), and proceeds to put out the fire. He then goes back to bed.
The mathematician wakes up from the alarm and sees what is going on. He grabs a pad of paper and a pencil, and works out how much water he will need to put out the fire.
"Aha! A solution exists!" And he goes back to bed.
*Alternate ending*
Later that night the hotel's electrical system fails again, causing sparks to fly from the sockets and catch fire to the bed sheets. The mathematician wakes up, considers the fire, and then takes the still-burning sheets and puts them in the wastepaper basket.
"Aha! I've reduced the problem to a previously-solved form!" And he goes back to bed.


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