Altercation Jokes

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The Funniest Altercation Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good altercation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

Two midgets got into an altercation.

Don't worry, it was a short fight.

Two nuns are walking down an alley late at night...

When they get approached by 2 men who begin assaulting them. After minutes of the altercation, Sister Mary Sue screams, "Oh dear Lord! Forgive this man for he knows not what he is doing!" Sister Sarah looks up and says, "....Mine does".

There was a fight at a local spices shop.

Don't worry about it. There was only a mild altercation.

I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations.

But if they did they'd have to duke it out somewhere.

At the movies last night, saw somebody get into an altercation with the guy working the popcorn machine.

Dude ended up getting charged for a salt and buttery.

I once had an altercation with a dealer in Vegas.

He really had a chip on his shoulder.

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