The Best 7 Altercation Jokes

Following is our collection of Altercation jokes which are very funny. There are some altercation controversy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these altercation scuffle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

Two midgets got into an altercation.

Don't worry, it was a short fight.

Two nuns are walking down an alley late at night...

When they get approached by 2 men who begin assaulting them. After minutes of the altercation, Sister Mary Sue screams, "Oh dear Lord! Forgive this man for he knows not what he is doing!" Sister Sarah looks up and says, "....Mine does".

There was a fight at a local spices shop.

Don't worry about it. There was only a mild altercation.

At the movies last night, saw somebody get into an altercation with the guy working the popcorn machine.

Dude ended up getting charged for a salt and buttery.


I once had an altercation with a dealer in Vegas.

He really had a chip on his shoulder.

There was a fight at the alter yesterday

I guess you could say it was an altercation

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the altercation buttery jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working altercation xerox piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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