Alt Jokes

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Funniest Alt Short Jokes

Short alt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alt humour may include short button jokes also.

  1. In America, it's called Alt Right In Germany, it's called "This is Why Grandpa Lives in argentina"
  2. Who did Matthew McConaughey blame in the protests in Charlottesville? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
  3. There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities. Alt-right
  4. Matthew McConaughey set to guest edit Breibart news next week Alt-Right Alt-Right Alt-Right
  5. Matthew McConaughey considering a run for Texas Governor. He's planning to run on an alt-right, alt-right, alt-right platform.
  6. A little girl in charlottesville cries after the violence she's seen, I try to comfort her: "There there... it's alt right"
  7. Now that Matthew McConaughey might be running for governor of Texas people are wondering what his politics are... I think it's obvious he's a member of the Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right
  8. What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child? Alt-right.
  9. Why do Karens like to press ctrl alt delete? Because from there they can access the task manager
  10. Matthew McConaughey was spotted during the Capital Hill protests When asked to comment what he saw he simply said,
    Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right

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Alt One Liners

Which alt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alt? I can suggest the ones about keyboard and level.

  1. What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right.
  2. Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE? She wanted the Task Manager.
  3. What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine.
  4. What do you call a radical Matthew McConaughey? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
  5. I have three kids named Ctrl, Alt, and Del. When they mess up, I hit them all at once.
  6. If contraception is birth control... ... abortion is birth control-alt-delete.
  7. My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl.
  8. Don't worry about Steve Bannon He'll be alt-right
  9. What do PC Master Race people identify as politically? The Alt-Tab.
  10. Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete? She wanted to see the task manager.
  11. How do you do a system reset on your country? Hit Ctrl-Alt-Right-Delete
  12. I just found out my co-worker has a computer addiction It's getting ALT of CTRL
  13. We have the alt-right, and the new right When do we get the third right?
  14. What were Stephen Hawking's last words? Ctrl + Alt + Del
  15. Where does Matthew McConaughey sit politically? Alt right alt right alt right

Ctrl Alt Delete Jokes

Here is a list of funny ctrl alt delete jokes and even better ctrl alt delete puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work.
  • These Alt-Right people should Ctrl+Alt-Right+Delete themselves from American society, Am I right?!
  • Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen died today Unfortunately ctrl-alt-delete will not bring him back to life.

    I am sorry RIP Paul Allen.
  • So Stephen Hawking has just passed away... His wife Siri told reporters he got the dreaded blue screen of death .
    IT guys tried to resuscitate but alas, sometimes CTRL+ALT+DELETE just doesn't work
  • CPR... ...the human equivalent of CTRL ALT DELETE
  • Oh no, my computer is frozen! [CTRL+ALT+DELETED]
  • How do you kill the keyboard cat? Ctrl-Alt-Delete
    I know it's terrible.

Alt F4 Jokes

Here is a list of funny alt f4 jokes and even better alt f4 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • TIL that, on a Windows computer, your browser will become transparent if you press Alt+f4 Just kidding, it's actually Ctrl+W
  • I had an Overwatch friend called F4... But when he logged on with his alt, the game closed itself.
  • I love Alt + F4 It offers me closure
  • I Wish I Was a Computer So I could Alt + F4 my life
  • How did Stephen Hawking die? He accidentally hit alt+f4
  • It was getting cool inside so my dad asked me to close the window. I told him Alt F4.
  • Dark Souls 3 playing dark souls 3
  • How does Stephen Hawking commit s**...? Alt-F4

Alt Del Jokes

Here is a list of funny alt del jokes and even better alt del puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What killed Stephen Hawking? Ctrl\-Alt\-Del
  • What do you call restricting access from Ctrl+Alt+Del Loss Aversion!
  • Windows keep freezing on you? Try ctrl + alt + del
  • How can the k**... be finally eradicated? By pushing 'Ctrl', 'Alt', 'R', & 'Del' at the same time.

Control Alt Delete Jokes

Here is a list of funny control alt delete jokes and even better control alt delete puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm voting for a computer in 2020. I think a computer can delete alt control.
  • I'm gonna name my kids "Control", "Alt" and "Delete" So I can hit all three at once

Fun-Filled Alt Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about alt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean icon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alt pranks.

Why do tampons have strings attached?

So you can floss after you eat.
Alt ending: So the c**... can bungee jump.

Trump, Cruz and Graham is sitting in a restaurant and the waiter comes over and asks...

Is everything alt right?

the protagonist of Wolfenstein went into a coma

Don't worry, when he woke up, everything was alt right.

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

What keyboard shortcut turns your computer into a p**...?

*Alt + Right*

What kind of pictures does Shaun Connery take?

alt. What kind of pictures do fish take?
alt. What do hermit c**... call their utility bills?
Shell Fees
alt. Why did my wife leave me?

I quit my job at the keyboard factory.

I didn't have enough control and wanted to look for an alt.

What does Matthew Mcconaughey say when he sees Steve Bannon?

Alt right, alt right, alt right..

I was helping Mom with the computer and now she thinks I'm racist...

All I told her to do was push "ALT + →"

You kids have it easy with your convenient music streaming services and your smartphones. When we were teenagers, if we wanted to listen to an album by our favourite Australian alt rockers, we had to download it from Napster and put it on a CD ourselves.

We were burning the Midnight Oil.

What do you call a homosexual in the Alt Right?

w**... Bottom

What do you call thirty dead n**...?

an alt right start

Instead of Grammar n**..., can we call them Grammar Alt Rights?

Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright.

What's the most racist color?

Beige. It's alt white.

Whats the favorite pear of the "alt right" in America


Alt Right fun runs are 3K's

Get it?

Beige is just...

alt white.

What did Richard Spencer say when a white woman fell and hit her head?

Ma'am, are you alt right?

Where does the alt right get their clothes?

Orban outfitters

What was Vladimir Lenin's favorite 90's alt rock band?

Collective Soul

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