Alrighty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alrighty jokes. Read alrighty thinkin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alrighty hmm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uproarious Alrighty Jokes to Share with Friends

A man walks into a butchers's shop

and says to the butcher "Oi mate! Are you a gambling man?

The butcher says "Yes, I'm a gambling man".

So the guy says "Alrighty, I bet you £20 you can't touch that piece of meat hanging above your head!"

So the butcher looks up.

He looks down, and back at the man.

"I'm sorry" says the butcher, "I can't take that bet".

"Why not?" says the man, "I thought you were a gambling man?"

"I am" says the butcher, "but the steaks are too high".

Bob was grocery shopping in France...

Cashier: That'll be 20 euros.
Bob: Alrighty!
Cashier: Would you like a bag?
Bob: Sure. Baguette. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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