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Short alqaeda puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alqaeda humour may include short footwear jokes also.

  1. So I heard that the hacker "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!
  2. What's the difference between a pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base? How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone
  3. If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!
  4. Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today.
    "Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? ", they asked.
  5. An al-Qaeda s**... bomber carried out his mission... And made it to heaven, where he found 72 virgins. Turns out they were all guys playing world of Warcraft.
  6. Was really suicidal, so I called the s**... hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda.
Alqaeda joke, Was really suicidal, so I called the s**... hotline.


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Alqaeda One Liners

Which alqaeda one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alqaeda? I can suggest the ones about shoot and .

  1. ISIS and Al-Qaeda go to war with each other. Who wins? Everyone else
  2. Al-Qaeda captured a new place to house their men... It was a hostel takeover
  3. What if Al-Qaeda was Jewish? They would get 72 cents in paradise.
  4. How do you get rid of Al-Qaeda? Give the goats STD's
  5. The American Army have done tours of Afghanistan Al-Qaeda have done tours of the USA
  6. What comes next in this sequence: 2,0,1,_? I don't know, we'll need to ask Al-Qaeda.
  7. No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria
  8. What did the Al-Qaeda Star Wars fan say before blowing up? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!!!!!!
  9. AL-Qaeda hires a new aspiring recruit they knew someday he is going to blow up.
  10. How do al-Qaeda like their toast? Bean-laden
  11. What is Alqaeda´s favourite f**...? Blowing Twins.
    (I actually made this up)

Alqaeda joke, What is Alqaeda´s favourite f**...?

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What funny jokes about alqaeda you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make alqaeda prank.

3 spies, a french one, a british one, and an italian one, are captured by al-qaeda...

the terrorists tie each of them up and put the brit and the italian in a locked room. they take the frenchman to a room for 6 hours, torturing information out of him. when they finish with him, they take the brit to the room, who lasts 12 hours. they finally take the italian into the room, but as much as they t**... him, they cant get any information out of him.
the brit and the frenchman ask him how it goes and he says "i couldnt say anything." they ask him why and he says "my hands were tied!"

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

Alqaeda joke, The American Army have done tours of Afghanistan

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