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Top 10 of the Funniest Alqaeda Jokes and Puns

So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...

Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base?

How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone

If you can't afford healthcare...

Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!

Alqaeda joke, If you can't afford healthcare...

3 spies, a french one, a british one, and an italian one, are captured by al-qaeda...

the terrorists tie each of them up and put the brit and the italian in a locked room. they take the frenchman to a room for 6 hours, torturing information out of him. when they finish with him, they take the brit to the room, who lasts 12 hours. they finally take the italian into the room, but as much as they torture him, they cant get any information out of him.

the brit and the frenchman ask him how it goes and he says "i couldnt say anything." they ask him why and he says "my hands were tied!"

An al-Qaeda suicide bomber carried out his mission...

And made it to heaven, where he found 72 virgins. Turns out they were all guys playing world of Warcraft.


ISIS and Al-Qaeda go to war with each other. Who wins?

Everyone else

Job interview with Al-Qaeda

Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today.

"Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? ", they asked.

Alqaeda joke, Job interview with Al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda captured a new place to house their men...

It was a hostel takeover

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.

Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and

Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

How do you get rid of Al-Qaeda?

Give the goats STD's

What if Al-Qaeda was Jewish?

They would get 72 cents in paradise.

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