Alps Jokes

These are the 20 alps jokes and hilarious alps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alps that are good jokes for kids and friends.

From the foothills of the Swiss Alps to the loftiest peaks of Mount Trois, these Alpine jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face! Share these jokes with Deutschland and all of Europe; there's something in these mountains for everyone.

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Best Short Alps Jokes

These are our top alps puns. Have fun with a good alps joke in English with simple alps humour.

  1. It took Gandhi over a month to cross the Alps barefoot, no washing, worn out, and survived only on garlic. He was a... Super-calloused fragile mystic, extra halitosis.
  2. Enjoying the views... You: So..did you enjoy your trip to the Swiss Alps?

    Me: Yes, it was amazing.
    You: Did you enjoy the views?
    Me: Mmm...No.
    You: Why?
    Me: The Mountains blocked the view.
  3. People often overlook one of the greatest military advantages that Hannibal had when crossing the Alps... The elephant of supplies.
  4. Would you rather ski down a hill in the French Alps... ...or run down a slope in your car?
  5. The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!
  6. In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets.
  7. My wife and I watched The Big Lebowski on TV? Then I took her to bed and found her in the Alps.
  8. St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers. That's how they survive the winters.
  9. Did you know that it took Airbus A320 8 minutes to plunge into the French Alps? Oouuuiiiii!!!
  10. What did the French pilot say as his plane spiraled down into the Alps? ¡Vive la révolution!
Alps joke, What did the French pilot say as his plane spiraled down into the Alps?

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these alps jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of alps puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Alps One Liners

Which alps dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alps?

  1. How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him off the Alps.
  2. What do you call a podium that crossed the alps? A Hannibal Lectern
  3. I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek
  4. Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side.
  5. How do you treat a suicidal pilot? You give him the Alp he needs.
  6. Did you here about the French Alps pizza service? Apparently they deliver large plane's

Alps joke, Did you here about the French Alps pizza service?

Uproarious Alps Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about alps to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make alps prank.

A few years back when I've been on vacation in the Alps, my wife got pregnant. The year after that, a vacation in the Rockies, my wife got pregnant. Two years after that, a vacation in Aruba, my wife got pregnant. And another vacation's coming up…... So what are you going to do?

I think I'm going to have to take her with me this year, just in case.

God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...

He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.
Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?"
God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."

3 men on a skiing holiday

3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.
Man on left: I had a dream last night that I got a h**....
Man on right: No way, I also had a dream about that as well!
Man in middle: That's funny I had a dream I was skiing.

A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps...

> A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps.
>One of them, it is said, took out a map, and after studying it for a long time exclaimed: "Now I know where we are!"
>"Where?" asked the others.
>"See that big mountain right over there? *We are right on top of it.*"
George Gamow

Alps joke, St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountainee

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